stranded

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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
> shipwreck. Only a sheep
> and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking
> around, he
> realized that they were stranded on a deserted
> island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
> taking his two animal companions to the beach every
> evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the
> sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
> breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
> romance.
>
>
> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
> and better to the
> lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put
> his arm around it.
> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
> growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the
> sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
> the sunsets together, but there was no more
> cuddling..
>
>
> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
> another shipwreck.
> The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi..
>
> That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening
> beach ritual. It
> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
> clouds, a warm and
> gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
> soon, the man
> started to get 'those feelings'
> again.....
>
> He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
> gave in and
> leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had
> sex for months. Nancy
> batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything
> she could do for
> him.
>
> He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a
> walk?'