speck-chaser
11-08-2009, 10:22 AM
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: "It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken
killed her!"
Operator: "Please calm down Sir.
Can you first make sure she is actually dead!"
*CLICK* ....... *BANG*
Irishman: "Okay, I've done that. What next?"
He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: "It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken
killed her!"
Operator: "Please calm down Sir.
Can you first make sure she is actually dead!"
*CLICK* ....... *BANG*
Irishman: "Okay, I've done that. What next?"