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11-19-2009, 06:04 PM
A salesman from a big oil co went to china to try to sell some work over equipment. He had to meeet w/ a very high ranking government official .
The night before the meeting he was invited to have dinner and stay the night at the officials home .
They ate and drank like kings , They talked and decided to have their meeting on the golf course the next day. After a great cigar he told the official that he was going to bed.
When he went into his room there was a beautiful woman lying in his bed waiting for him.
She explained that she was a gift from the official and would stay w/ him that night.
They did everything in every position that he or she could think of.
In the midst of the passion she kept crying out INCHUWA -INCHUWA -INCHUWA.
He is thinking that she is telling him how good he is and he's really enjoying himself.
When they finish he rolls over and goes to sleep.
The next morning he wakes up and feeling great he goes to the golf course w/ the chinese official and they approach the first tee. He tells the official to tee up and play first.
the official drives the ball straight down the fairway around 250 yds.
The salesman decided to compliment the official in his own language, So he shouts out INCHUWA- INCHUWA.
The official spins around and looks at the salesman and says
What the hell do you mean WRONG HOLE!:eek::eek::eek:
The night before the meeting he was invited to have dinner and stay the night at the officials home .
They ate and drank like kings , They talked and decided to have their meeting on the golf course the next day. After a great cigar he told the official that he was going to bed.
When he went into his room there was a beautiful woman lying in his bed waiting for him.
She explained that she was a gift from the official and would stay w/ him that night.
They did everything in every position that he or she could think of.
In the midst of the passion she kept crying out INCHUWA -INCHUWA -INCHUWA.
He is thinking that she is telling him how good he is and he's really enjoying himself.
When they finish he rolls over and goes to sleep.
The next morning he wakes up and feeling great he goes to the golf course w/ the chinese official and they approach the first tee. He tells the official to tee up and play first.
the official drives the ball straight down the fairway around 250 yds.
The salesman decided to compliment the official in his own language, So he shouts out INCHUWA- INCHUWA.
The official spins around and looks at the salesman and says
What the hell do you mean WRONG HOLE!:eek::eek::eek: