Micah
11-30-2009, 07:21 AM
Pit-Bull
> Attack in Starkville , MS
>
>
>
> An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville ,
> Mississippi , when he saw his friend being attacked by a
> large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and
> jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious
> animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put
> the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
>
>
>
> The local
> newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
> calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the
> young hero and said, “Son that was one of the bravest
> things I have ever seen. You're going to make
> tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Mississippi State
> Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious
> Pit Bull Attack.”
>
>
> The youngster
> said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi
> State Fan".
>
>
> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young
> Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.”
>
>
>
> The young man
> said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan.”
>
>
> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Southern Miss Fan Saves
> Friend's Life.”
>
>
> Once again the
> young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern
> Mississippi fan, either."
>
>
> The editor,
> becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your
> favorite team?"
>
>
> The kid replied
> with a big smile, "LSU"
>
>
> The next
> morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
>
> BELOVED
> FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS
> BASTARD
> Attack in Starkville , MS
>
>
>
> An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville ,
> Mississippi , when he saw his friend being attacked by a
> large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and
> jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious
> animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put
> the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
>
>
>
> The local
> newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
> calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the
> young hero and said, “Son that was one of the bravest
> things I have ever seen. You're going to make
> tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Mississippi State
> Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious
> Pit Bull Attack.”
>
>
> The youngster
> said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi
> State Fan".
>
>
> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young
> Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.”
>
>
>
> The young man
> said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan.”
>
>
> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Southern Miss Fan Saves
> Friend's Life.”
>
>
> Once again the
> young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern
> Mississippi fan, either."
>
>
> The editor,
> becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your
> favorite team?"
>
>
> The kid replied
> with a big smile, "LSU"
>
>
> The next
> morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
>
> BELOVED
> FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS
> BASTARD