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Big Kahunaz 04-09-2010 12:18 AM

Just take her out in the Nitro Z-8 and step on the button! Or, you could win her heart by taking her to a buffet! ;) Brownie points go a long way w/ women!

Asterisk-Rich 04-09-2010 12:20 AM

seriously though...how big is big? i want numbers , weight and height?

Red Devil 04-09-2010 05:51 AM

Just go on the date. Doesn't mean you are obligated to her after that. Just don't give her ANY reason to think that you want to go out with her or see her again. Just play it cool and it should go okay.

fishinpox 04-09-2010 06:04 AM

dont do nothin!! butter that big beeatch up and jump in bruce

Red Devil 04-09-2010 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fishinpox (Post 137690)
dont do nothin!! butter that big beeatch up and jump in bruce

Good Lord. Too much butter, he'll ricochet off and bust his head on the wall. I'd do it but that's just me. My friends always told me I had no cull factor. Just trying to save Bruce some headache. Been there, done that.

"W" 04-09-2010 06:43 AM

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Your going about this all wrong...........Dont turn nothing down but your collar son..... Drink a 5th of this........You will go home with a 10 and wake up with a 2.......but Look at the bright side...you were happy for 30sec:D

Ray 04-09-2010 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 137695)
Your going about this all wrong...........Dont turn nothing down but your collar son..... Drink a 5th of this........You will go home with a 10 and wake up with a 2.......but Look at the bright side...you were happy for 30sec:D

I like the way you think. :grinpimp:

catch.and.fillet 04-09-2010 06:53 AM

Just keep reminding yourself it's not that bad, it could be worse...in Texas she'd be heavier than she really is....

coon 04-09-2010 07:04 AM

LA
It's been my experience that typically, the the ones "without" tend to "compensate" for not having. Don't judge the book by it's cover. You like to read don't you???

B-Stealth 04-09-2010 07:06 AM

Man them big uns will give it 110%, I think your passing up a golden oppurtunity.

Big girl on a date is like a camel at an oasis, they bask in the comfort and take it all in.

She will go the extra mile to re-visit to the oasis. ;)

QUACKHEAD 04-09-2010 08:01 AM

Take her to Bass Pro shop in........Shreveport.

BayBolt23 04-09-2010 08:06 AM

Take one for the team hamma. Big girls need loving too.

Red Devil 04-09-2010 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by coon (Post 137700)
LA
It's been my experience that typically, the the ones "without" tend to "compensate" for not having. Don't judge the book by it's cover. You like to read don't you???

That statement my friend is 100% spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whunter29 04-09-2010 08:12 AM

Big women need loving to.lol

fun w son 04-09-2010 08:23 AM

knock the bottom out dat thing!!!!!!!

"W" 04-09-2010 08:24 AM

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Take one for the team hamma. Big girls need loving too.

:*****::*****::*****::*****:

SULPHITE 04-09-2010 08:30 AM

What a good read LOL!

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Dont turn nothing down but your collar son
:rotfl:

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LA
It's been my experience that typically, the the ones "without" tend to "compensate" for not having. Don't judge the book by it's cover. You like to read don't you???
Reading can be reallyyyy fun!! :*****:

BayBolt23 04-09-2010 08:40 AM

W that's one of the funniest pics I've seen! I almost choked while eating a pop-tart!

jpeff31787 04-09-2010 10:18 AM

warmth for the winter
shade for the summer my friend

Hopedale Hustler 04-09-2010 10:57 AM

shes a ole two bagger huh...


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