keep a close eye on ur deck, dont let it get dried out and start comin loose.

So you saying if a get my deck screwed instead of nailed it won't warp?

I trim the grass around my deck all the time to make it look bigger!!!

I seen Bob Villa do this once and that's a good point. My wife is always complaining that the shrubbery around my deck makes it look so secluded, my girlfriend doesn't mind the secluded feeling she gets with the shubbery around my deck however.

X2 - then I go as deep as I can n the hole to get my deck to bottom out. You deck should bottom out close to the base.

lol!!!!!!!!!!! That's great

LOL!!!!!!

I got caught one time with my ex-girlfreinds sister sitting on my deck. Man my ex was pissed she kicked me where it hurts right in the deck i cried alot.

This is hilarious dude - I had a chick that used to beg me to put my deck right in the back door - i tried.... not enough room!

lol!!!!!!!!!! That's funny right there

PSA...... speaking from experience, don't spread fertilizer around your deck......it's not going to grow.

I had a girl one time tell me she wished my deck was black so it would be bigger. Lol!!!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA - you know whats funny, everyone reading this is sitting there thinking Hard about what they can tell you about their deck. thats what makes it even funnier. And the fact it has gone on for 4 pages now LMF AO

i do store my basketballs under my deck for safe keeping. But my deck is like any other.... it shrinks in cooler weather, thats just part of the wood.

lol!!!!!! This one time i had a strange smell under my deck so i looked under it and found a dead cat! Lol!!!!

nothing worse than a dead bloody smelly cat smell on the deck for sure! pretty sure you had to soak your deck after that!

yep i poured a gallon of bleach and pinesole on my deck and it got rid of the smell.

wow that sounds like it would eat your deck away! Hopefully it wasnt an old cat - i cant imagine that smell! PFHHHH

Old cat on your deck isn't as bad as getting drunk and coming to only to see a 300 pound hog on your deck. That's the last time i shot vodka i still wake up in cold sweats over it.

WOW im sure a hog would eat my deck up - they eat everything man! Everyone has found a Hog on their deck...... I have had a good Hog on my deck before - surprising actually.... but it sure wouldnt take my deck out of its mouth for sure geeze

Man there's 730 views on this thread. We sure hijacked this one, but it's worth it.

I once had a crabs on my deck man that wasn't fun getting them off of there.

LOL - thats funny ( "clap coming from my deck" ):*****:

looks like birdeye, doves like it, you can probably plant it

Speaking of birdseye, my deck has one.

I planted seed with my deck and its costing me a fortune

Now that's funny. I know people that have metal studs in their deck. U won't find that n this deck! Straight wood.

I wish I could extend my deck to about 12 inches

Jordan ur my friend and all but count me out on the day u extend ur deck. Ill probably bye petting my own deck.

ok who is starting this today - DGG, how was pocino on your deck last night?

it was amazing in fact after the ladies got done with that they played bingo on it. Then gave my deck a real good cleaning and even polished it for me. Lol!!!!! This is gonna be awesome.

This morning my wife got up and drank coffee while sitting on my deck. That'll wake you up.

Speaking of which, ive spilt coffee on my deck before - NOT FUN

man you think that's bad. We were boiling crawfish one day and my buddy knocked the whole pot of boiling water, corn, potatoes and onions all over my deck. My deck still has scars from that.

WOW, i am ready for my deck to get sucked dry for once.... never happens

that reminds me, poision IVY on my deck before.... i couldnt even touch my deck for a week

getting close to gill net boys...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

LOL - i was thinking about that last night - you might ought to put it in there - just my thoughts

X2!!!

it was fun while it lasted - hey im tryin to go premium and it wont let me do anything but paypal, and i dont have a paypal - there is no way to do this on a debit card?

Noticed the weeds around my deck have grown out of control. Also noticed I have quite a large bug problem in the weeds around my deck. Anyone have suggestions? I took a weedeater to it, but it didn't do much to either problem.

sammich

well now that were talking about deck issues/maintence...... who here has done some deck lansdcaping??
any ideas or tips??
i really need something to enhance the appearance of my deck , and possibly make my deck appear bigger and more invinting.... somewhere that people will wanna hang out and sit for a while.

Pure - all i know is to make the deck appear like a party - lots of movement on my deck so i am sorry i cant help you on that one. Good luck, my advise is to look for a cougar landscaper..... they take their time a little more and pay attention to the details

lol!!!!!! To answer your question pure bay my wife likes to put flowers and all other kinds of nick nacks and patty wacks on my deck, but it makes it look to girly i want my deck to look manly.

Over 1,000 views on this thread, and it wasn't even started about decks. Lol!!!!!!!!

Can't you cook? Just set up a nice grill on your deck and have all your wifes lady friends come over and watch you cook on it. Once they see how good you did with your own grill, they may bring their grill over and put it on your deck.

lmao:*****::help::work::rotfl::D

lol!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny right there

I've always wondered about Weedeater.


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