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swamp snorkler 01-08-2014 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by duckman1911 (Post 657724)
So you sayin they gota fish without drinking beer? I didnt know that could be done. Talk about a tough competition. Thats gota be brutal.lol :)


If it's a Saltycajun sponsored even it needs to be kept alchohol free while participants are required to drive

BassYakR 01-08-2014 10:30 AM

Transportation can be provided! cant take away the fun

slickfish 01-08-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 657689)
Jan 17th 7am Heberts landing

Ain't going to work with my schedule. Anytime the next week will work.

Clampy 01-08-2014 12:44 PM

Don't let this set the " Salty Open" back. Y'all get a date set !!


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Bdub 01-08-2014 12:45 PM

Loser must get a salt life tattoo.

BassYakR 01-08-2014 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bdub (Post 657793)
Loser must get a salt life tattoo.


boom!!!!!

Clampy 01-08-2014 01:16 PM

Oh hell yes


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BuckingFastard 01-08-2014 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bdub (Post 657793)
Loser must get a salt life tattoo.

might already have one...

mcjaredsandwich 01-08-2014 02:16 PM

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"W" 01-08-2014 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by slickfish (Post 657782)
Ain't going to work with my schedule. Anytime the next week will work.

The 17th is next week duck

T-TOP 01-08-2014 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 657815)
The 17th is next week duck


Think he means the week after that....


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slickfish 01-08-2014 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by T-TOP (Post 657818)
Think he means the week after that....


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He's a lil slow in the comprehension department but the boy can fish!!!

"W" 01-08-2014 03:07 PM

Mon 20th 7 Heberts Landing

Bring Cash

swamp snorkler 01-08-2014 03:19 PM

make sure yall bring yall running shoes for the race and yall gloves for the crab trap stacking

Matt G 01-08-2014 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 657827)
Mon 20th 7 Heberts Landing

Bring Cash

$h!+ just got real now bawww!

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Clampy 01-08-2014 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by swamp snorkler (Post 657830)
make sure yall bring yall running shoes for the race and yall gloves for the crab trap stacking


Nope. Sperrys only !


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bgizzle 01-08-2014 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Clampy (Post 657863)
Nope. Sperrys only !


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Two left footed sperrys


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C-Bass2mouth 01-08-2014 05:58 PM

I say a good ol' duel. 10 steps, turn around and try to sink a super spook deep into the temple of the opponent..

C-Bass2mouth 01-08-2014 05:59 PM

Post 6-pack of course

duckman1911 01-08-2014 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Bass2mouth (Post 657893)
I say a good ol' duel. 10 steps, turn around and try to sink a super spook deep into the temple of the opponent..

I kinda like the way the new guy thinks. Im twisted like that though.
Dub this all sounds like fun but you know ole slickd I c k aint gona roll up in your hood just to have is azz handed to him on a silver plater. If he does ya better curb stomp that phukker. Fishing wise that is.lol

Goooh 01-08-2014 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman1911 (Post 657901)
I kinda like the way the new guy thinks. Im twisted like that though.
Dub this all sounds like fun but you know ole slickd I c k aint gona roll up in your hood just to have is azz handed to him on a silver plater. If he does ya better curb stomp that phukker. Fishing wise that is.lol

Easy now, this is in the general forum!

duckman1911 01-08-2014 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Goooh (Post 657902)
Easy now, this is in the general forum!

Bourbon is awesome like that.lmao

Bdub 01-08-2014 09:16 PM

Can we get a Calcutta on biggest gafftop caught at cleaning station with fish carcasses?

swamp snorkler 01-09-2014 07:06 AM

Somebring hula hoops, part of the competetion needs to be who can cast a weighed cork with a dead shrimp into a hula hoop from 40 yards

fishhawk 01-09-2014 11:45 AM

sounds like a duel to my

Cripley 01-09-2014 01:45 PM

I am there people would pay to see this action. could be a Salty Cajun benefit for Yahoo reform

getonfish 01-09-2014 04:29 PM

So this is where everyone goes after college ball is over......GAY!! :D

lucky snapper 01-14-2014 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Clampy (Post 657711)
After y'all should foot race the length of the boat stalls.


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lol

Smalls 01-14-2014 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by pricecb (Post 657224)
Friday afternoon I get a call from a self proclaimed fishing expert. All I ever hear from this guy is all the fish he catches and how I need to come fishing with him. After talking for a min or two he says jump in with me my boats at the camp already and I want to show you how to catch fish. Reluctant but I figured I should go.
Saturday morning we leave. Going to his camp at falguet canal all the way down bla,bla bla. I'm the best ever.
Anyway we get on the lake this dude runs straight for the crowd come within two cast lengthens of another boat and cuts the engine. I'm thinking damn maybe he's just reactions are slow with this cold. Wrong he puts his trolling motor down and starts moving boat to boat to see if they are catching. Getting way closer than comfortable. I think he pissed off 20+ fisherman.
The whole time not one trout. Nor did we see anyone catch.
I try to explain that we needed to move to some deeper moving water and I know where we can go toward lake merchant or bayou chevel.
Dude comes unglued tells me he knows where and what to do he's been fishing since he was 5. So this is when I asked him if that was what the frozen dead shrimp was for. He defiantly noted my sarcasm. After about another 45 min of chasing other boats around he looks at me and say you drive show me how it's done. So I take him to a spot on the lake that still has some stumps and other debris and made one rule. Plastics only.
It didn't take me an hour to put 9 nice reds in the box while this guy cried about the reel,knots, bushes, and everything else that was stopping him from catching.
At this point I may have turned him. Told him stop slow down follow my lead. Gave a few pointers on the cast and why and where. Bam he gets hooked up but missed the red. Couple more tries he gets hooked up and pulls in a nice 19" red to finish our limit. He still insisted on going back on the lake but I to the helm and tried to show him some ways to pull into crowds from a distance and respectfully and some technique for cold weather trout. I think this might be the first step in converting a yahoo. But he will need a lot more work.

Not to interupt this fine display of dumbassery between "W" and sickfish, but did you really just say YOU put 9 redfish in the box?

I would say YOU were a bit over the limit and just announced it on the interweb. Watch out for them green jeans.

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled "King of the Smack Talk but never gonna back it Up" Sickfish vs. "The Napoleon of the West (Cove that is)" "W" mega-never-gonna-happen-fishoff.

Clampy 01-14-2014 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Smalls (Post 659046)
Not to interupt this fine display of dumbassery between "W" and sickfish, but did you really just say YOU put 9 redfish in the box?

I would say YOU were a bit over the limit and just announced it on the interweb. Watch out for them green jeans.

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled "King of the Smack Talk but never gonna back it Up" Sickfish vs. "The Napoleon of the West (Cove that is)" "W" mega-never-gonna-happen-fishoff.


2 people in boat didn't matter who caught em.


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T-TOP 01-14-2014 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Smalls (Post 659046)
Not to interupt this fine display of dumbassery between "W" and sickfish, but did you really just say YOU put 9 redfish in the box?

I would say YOU were a bit over the limit and just announced it on the interweb. Watch out for them green jeans.

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled "King of the Smack Talk but never gonna back it Up" Sickfish vs. "The Napoleon of the West (Cove that is)" "W" mega-never-gonna-happen-fishoff.


Really????


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Smalls 01-14-2014 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Clampy (Post 659047)
2 people in boat didn't matter who caught em.


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I understand that, but I had a buddy not a week or 2 ago post a picture on facebook with a picture of a buck he killed. No big deal, right? Well, there just happened to be 2 bucks in the picture, so the green jeans showed up at his house. The other deer belonged to his buddy (the guy that took the picture), and he had to prove it to the agents.

Gotta be careful what and how you say or post things on the internet. I don't think an agent is going to care if there were 2 guys in the boat if you go around proclaiming that you caught 9 of the 10 reds.

Look, I'm not trying to be an *** about it. Just don't want to see anyone else get into an sticky situation because of something on the internet, like my buddy did. He wasn't in the wrong, and could prove it, but boy could that have been bad if he couldn't.

swamp snorkler 01-14-2014 09:54 AM

My buddies son is a little green man. He does invistigative report via facebook and web pages just like this one and had made a few arrest from it.

"W" 01-14-2014 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Smalls (Post 659052)
I understand that, but I had a buddy not a week or 2 ago post a picture on facebook with a picture of a buck he killed. No big deal, right? Well, there just happened to be 2 bucks in the picture, so the green jeans showed up at his house. The other deer belonged to his buddy (the guy that took the picture), and he had to prove it to the agents.

Gotta be careful what and how you say or post things on the internet. I don't think an agent is going to care if there were 2 guys in the boat if you go around proclaiming that you caught 9 of the 10 reds.

Look, I'm not trying to be an *** about it. Just don't want to see anyone else get into an sticky situation because of something on the internet, like my buddy did. He wasn't in the wrong, and could prove it, but boy could that have been bad if he couldn't.



Your a idiot..dont matter who catches what, as long as your boat has the legal limit taken

S T F U with that stupidity

"W" 01-14-2014 10:00 AM

Got checked 2 months ago with 15 reds and 42 tout

GW did not say, hey what 5 did you catch??..CMON man

GW know guides catch 90% of the fish everyday on every trip

Smalls 01-14-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 659054)
Your a idiot..dont matter who catches what, as long as your boat has the legal limit taken

S T F U with that stupidity

Tell that to a warden dude. We got checked coming out of Sabine one day with maybe 9 ducks between the 3 of us, and the warden told us he needed to be able to tell who shot what, so we needed to seperate the birds. We didn't even have anything that would have been considered over the limit. You catch one of those guys on a bad day, and they will hit you for anything they can.

Just because it hasn't happened to you, doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I know some of these guys, and you catch them on a bad day, they will **** YOU UP!!!

"W" 01-14-2014 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Smalls (Post 659058)
Tell that to a warden dude. We got checked coming out of Sabine one day with maybe 9 ducks between the 3 of us, and the warden told us he needed to be able to tell who shot what, so we needed to seperate the birds. We didn't even have anything that would have been considered over the limit. You catch one of those guys on a bad day, and they will hit you for anything they can.

Just because it hasn't happened to you, doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I know some of these guys, and you catch them on a bad day, they will **** YOU UP!!!



LMAO.... you have always had to tag your ducks leaving a blind ( we are talking fish)


Never in the history of GW checks have i ever hear anyone being ask whos fish or whos in a icechest

Like i said that is pure stupidity, no GW ever will write you a ticket if you have your legal amount of fish per person on your boat ..


Again your stupidity is shining through

Clampy 01-14-2014 10:12 AM

Few more pages ? And can we add smalls to the salty open fishing triathlon.


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"W" 01-14-2014 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Clampy (Post 659064)
Few more pages ? And can we add smalls to the salty open fishing triathlon.


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Smalls = widgeon grass expert / internet game warden / point out peoples fishing trip write ups

Smalls 01-14-2014 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 659061)
LMAO.... you have always had to tag your ducks leaving a blind ( we are talking fish)


Never in the history of GW checks have i ever hear anyone being ask whos fish or whos in a icechest

Like i said that is pure stupidity, no GW ever will write you a ticket if you have your legal amount of fish per person on your boat ..


Again your stupidity is shining through

Since when does anyone tag a duck? What a dumbass comment. All the people I've ever seen duck hunting, I've never seen a duck "tagged". How many pictures of limits get posted on here or other sites, and there is no tag?

Single dumbest comment I've ever read.

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with your Cabbage Patch Doll lookin self after that one. Just sit there behind your Barbie Doll Playhouse desk and keep spouting off like you know how EVERY game warden operates.

"W" 01-14-2014 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Smalls (Post 659067)
Since when does anyone tag a duck? What a dumbass comment. All the people I've ever seen duck hunting, I've never seen a duck "tagged". How many pictures of limits get posted on here or other sites, and there is no tag?

Single dumbest comment I've ever read.

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with your Cabbage Patch Doll lookin self after that one. Just sit there behind your Barbie Doll Playhouse desk and keep spouting off like you know how EVERY game warden operates.

LMAO^^^^ He Mad

BTW we tag all our ducks once we get out of blind every trip FYI
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bayouchub 01-14-2014 10:38 AM

Cmon w u never been asked to pull out the exact 15 trout and 5 reds that u caught?

"W" 01-14-2014 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bayouchub (Post 659074)
Cmon w u never been asked to pull out the exact 15 trout and 5 reds that u caught?

I guess i need to start counting the spots on the trout I catch in case I have 4 in my boat and we have 60 trout ....

Everyone will have to remember how many spots they had on the trout they caught, but I will just tell the GW and he will have to count them to double check





Lmao.

Most retarded thing ever herd on this site

Smalls 01-14-2014 10:58 AM

See, now, the first problem is, I never said anything about proving what fish were yours ON THE BOAT. Go back and read what I said, and you won't find anything about that.

My comment was that he said HE caught and boxed 9 redfish. Big difference between getting checked on the water and you have 10 fish with 2 guys, and coming on the internet and saying that YOU caught 9 of the 10 reds, and then detailing how the guy caught 1 and there was the 10 fish limit.

I'm not saying the guy is going to go to jail over it, but get one of those GWs that patrols the web and finds that, he might at least catch some flack over it. Hell, the judge would probably call it circumstantial, but who knows? If you can't prove otherwise. Just like my buddy and the 2 bucks. If he couldn't have proved that other deer wasn't his, what would have happened?

The fact is, You are 100% right about a GW never asking who's fish are who's. Yeah, I just agreed with "W". Ain't that a kick in the head? But I never argued that you were wrong about GWs checking on the water, either. Go back and find where I did, and I will gladly admit it.

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Clampy 01-14-2014 11:47 AM

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Smalls 01-14-2014 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 659081)

Lmao!! You want S'more, "W"?

cgoods17 01-14-2014 02:30 PM

How could I have some more if I haven't had any?

Smalls 01-14-2014 02:44 PM

I actually got my nickname because of that movie. Used to wear this old blue McNeese hat, had a wide brim on it. Wasn't as wide as Smalls' brim was, but was still wide. So, my buddies started calling me Smalls.

And of course, I had that one buddy that always had to say "You're killin me, Smalls." lol


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