Hit it then be an ***.

Did you see the movie "Shallow Hal" with Jack Black? It's a good one about this same issue. My favorite part was when Jack Black was hugging the little burned children in the hospital because he saw them as they saw themselves (beautiful on the inside). Try not to judge a book by it's cover. I'm not very good at that either. Let us know how it turns out.

He's not gonna answer.....he had to go offshore suddenly. ........

"Borrow" a friends apartment but don't let him know. Take her there, hit it and quit it! Nake her leave then get the hell outta there! That way she doesn't know where u live and you at least get a good time for a little while.



O yea...don't forget to throw some flour on her so u can the wet spot!! Lmao

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hit it and quit it :*****:

Advice Bruce......

Start flipping thru the fat rolls like a filing cabinet... WHen you get to the "roll" that smells like sh1t... Flip back one roll and thats the one you can "get after"

You beat me to it.....

Take her out to a place where no one knows you an hour away or so, most big chicks don't mind wearing a pearl necklace, so on the way home give her a pearl necklace.

Boinking a fat chick is like riding a moped.... They fun an all, but you dont want nobody to catch you!!