Woke up this morning and had to chase a raccoon off my deck!!!

LOL - I like those chicks that are control freaks man, they always want to sit at the head of the deck

lmao!!!!! Those i just push off my deck, and shove their face into my deck.

man i hate it when racoons get on my deck!!!

I had a chick one time place her grill right on my deck, and let me tell you it was amazing.

DGG your on a roll dude! Ya i dont mind having 2 places to put my deck.... i will just never put 2 decks in one spot! Wayyyyy toooooo crowded for my liking

We had a party one night and i got drunk and passed out and the next morning i couldn't believe my eyes someone drew all over my deck. Had to get the pressure washer to clean it off. Man i was pissed.

my wife just sweeps the coons off my deck......she siad aint no coon deserve to relax on a deck she helped build......

Wow thats redeckulous - LOL - Man i am ready for my deck to get hammered for sure.... got some stuff coming loose i need to hammer down!

My deck is starting to get warped from the sun. Guess with all the water it abosrds then hanging out in the sun all day that would do it......maybe I need to cover my deck up so the suns not always shining on it.

keep a close eye on ur deck, dont let it get dried out and start comin loose.

So you saying if a get my deck screwed instead of nailed it won't warp?

I trim the grass around my deck all the time to make it look bigger!!!

I seen Bob Villa do this once and that's a good point. My wife is always complaining that the shrubbery around my deck makes it look so secluded, my girlfriend doesn't mind the secluded feeling she gets with the shubbery around my deck however.

X2 - then I go as deep as I can n the hole to get my deck to bottom out. You deck should bottom out close to the base.

lol!!!!!!!!!!! That's great

LOL!!!!!!

I got caught one time with my ex-girlfreinds sister sitting on my deck. Man my ex was pissed she kicked me where it hurts right in the deck i cried alot.

This is hilarious dude - I had a chick that used to beg me to put my deck right in the back door - i tried.... not enough room!

lol!!!!!!!!!! That's funny right there