I could do this for hours!!!!!!!!!!!:*****:

Tombstone!

Hello up there, besides sending the police you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearst.

best show ever Sling Blade.........Yep Hu Hu Yep... I wacked em with a lawnmore Blade...he dead

Hello Seth, I want to play a game. Right now, you are feeling helpless. This is the same helplessness you bestowed onto others. But now, it's unto you. Some would call this karma, I call it justice. Now you served five years of what should have been a life sentence, for murder. A technicality gave you freedom, but it inhibited you from understanding the impact of taking a life. Today, I offer you true freedom. In thirty seconds, the pendulum will drop far enough to touch your body. Within sixty seconds, it will cut you in half. To avoid the pendulum, all you have to do is destroy the things that have killed... your hands. You must insert your hands and push the buttons to start the devices before you. Your bones will be crushed to dust. Will you destroy the things that have taken life in order to save one, Seth? Make your choice

hes down by the creek...walkin on wawduh....

dont move...if you move or say anything, ill blow yo head smoove off.ooooo say sumthin again,say sumthin again and this sh@t is over!

It's the one that says Bad Mutha F**ka.

panky ***** !!!!!!!

rotf*****

xxxx: [whispers] Hey, are you awake?
xxxxxxx: [whispers] Yeah.
xxxx: [whispers] I hate your guts.
xxxxxxx: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.

Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big a@@ down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?

step brothers:*****:

i may be 10 years old but i'll beat ur a$$
Shut up chip
Im going to come at you like a spider monkey
IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW !

BRayden (Fool) to Waltrip!!

lmao....

Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon.

-did you touch my drum set?
-Nope.
-why you so sweaty?
-I was watching cops..
-You liar! you touched my drum set..Cops don't come on til 6!!

She (name her): "Have you ever been to Kansas"
He (name him): "I only know of two things that come from Kansas: Sunflowers and Sunofabeeches."

Chip ima suzie-q kick you in the back of the head