Tiger gets tapped
 

Poor ole Tiger Woods was ordered to pay $750 million in his divorce settlement. I did the math on that. If he had only 30 'infidelities', that comes up to $25 million for each affair. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....:cry:

That's only a couple of greens in regulation for him.

Do you know what Tiger and baby seals have in common?

both took a club to the head?

They've both been clubbed by a Yugoslavian? ?

lmao....... ya'll are crazy..... this is alot better than argueing about OIL !!

Whats the big deal about oil?

It dont hurt anyone!









(Im just joking guys... dont freak out!!!)

I didn't even know he was getting a divorce. I thought he had bought his self out of that ordeal. guess not.

Keep on and you can geaux help W paint the Banned Camp. :)

It was a JOKE Salty! lighten up a lil... Its gonna be ok!

I'm jokin', too. Remember.....it's me, Salty. :)

The court also ordered Tiger not to have his ladies around when he had custody of the kids. This is true, I can't make this stuff up...

LOL.... I know it... I dont like to paint!

Ill pressure wash, but I dont wanna paint!

I can't imagine her being awarded THAT much money, how many tournaments has SHE won?

She won the Divorve tourney!

Looks like the Ban hammer has been dropping a lot lately. It is not just no hoes, he can not have any unmarried woman around him with the kids. I hope he enjoyed enjoyed himself, because he has had some of the most expensive strange known to man.

This is the right answer.

Dang, they're gonna force him to be with somebody's wife now..:*****:

did "w" really get banned?

:shaking: But it's just as good. :smokin:

Thats some expensive poon tang right there!

Did anybody else but me notice Salty's avatar? Did you lose a bet to somebody?

lol which one? He changed it like 4 times already today!

He must be practiceing to be a politician...

He is overwhelmed by the absence of a certian individual!

:rolleyes:

Notice that it's just half a helmet. I have to ease my way into this. :rolleyes:

Why is this certain individual not around?

He's around but I think Shad took away his keyboard!:*****::cry::*****:

Cause his buddy drank 3 cups of gas ON ACCIDENT... and.... well nevermind.... I dont wanna repeat it cause i dont feel like painting banned camp!

if only this was true, if only this was true

He lost his oil rights.

IM sure he found another "form" to piss ppl off on...LMAO!!

:*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****:

Yea but theirs none to conpare to this one.

As bad as it may seem....he can take consolation in knowing that we're still talkin' about him.:cool:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::work:

yep

Stuff that happened while W was gone
 

* The leak is capped and things are back to normal
* LSU beat Alabama and Florida in the same year
* Salty reached the 10,000 post plateau

DAYUM..... You have way to much time!!

Do you ever fish?

Is he banned or what? if so how long?

He's just, shall we say, universally ignored.

I know he is banned, cause he hasnt chimed in yet.. I just dont know for how long!

He's not banned. He's on UIL. He can post but he's the only one that can read it. :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: I guess he even got tired of readin' his own BS cause he ain't posted.

oh ok. I finally just broke down and had to put him on the ignore list. I hated to do it, but I just couldn't take it anymore. after the East signs post, I had to just bring down the ignore hammer

I can probably expect one of then azz whoopin PM's just any second. OH, WAIT..........I won't be able to see it! :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****: :*****:

ugh, you know whats aggravating? I think deciphering his posts has made me dumber. I find myself misspelling words in almost every single post and I never used to do that. or using the wrong form of words

Actually, I think it makes everybody else appear smarter, but, I know what you're sayin'. I have to constantly remind myself that 'compare' does not contain an 'n'.

I wonder if they spent the rest of the afternoon lighting farts.:*****:

you talkin about fun now

This is a false statement. Tiger's net worth is only 500 million. Plus with a good lawyer he would only have to pay maybe 40% of his net worth. You do the math.