"The Talk"
 

Gotta give My 12yo stepson "The Talk" this weekend.......Any of you have any advise??? I was gonna bring him to Tilted Kilt, but wife said no..........

just be friendly about it...act more like a friend talking to him about than a dad telling him about it....it will make him feel much more comfortable and not as much embarrassment...also chances are he already knows a good deal about it so find out how much he knows first...

what you gonna talk about?

just line him up some booty

:rotfl::*****:

get him a prostitute

Thought about hat to....saw it on king of the hill, that's what cotton did

get Asterisk Rich to do it for you OR Hunting Fool

If not Tilted Kilt, then take him to Hooters.

Ill get you Lawrence Taylors number i only deal with 18+ these days

keep it sorta short and away from any other people, that keeps the awkwardness down a bit and talk like a friend...

my dad never had a talk with me.. i have no suggestions but maybe procrastinate

What you gonna "talk" about?

Get a book with some scientific pics of the human anatomy and tell him what each part is for. Straight to the point.

I got the "ya just don't do it" talk.
Be honest and make sure he knows that he can talk to you about anything and everything when it comes to sex. Stay away from little side jokes that could end in really embarrassing moments, for the both of you.
What brought this "talk" about if you don't mind me askin?

That's no fun........
Tell him it's ok to dip his pen....Just don't write his name!!!!:eek::rotfl:

he got himself a girlfriend and I've been hearing some stories from his school about other kids........its definatly time, but man its nerve racking........

yea, too late now but I think you should have the talk at a much younger age than when "its time". My parents told me the facts when I was 7 years old. it wasn't awkward for them because it was more sitting down teaching b/c I knew nothing. Where as when you get up in age you already know alot of stuff so it becomes awkward and nerve racking

never had the talk with my dad , in my house growin up it was more like " boy, you getttin any tail from that lil thing you brought over here the other day?" or " take your brother out and get him some p****":*****:

they prolly figured we know what it was considering by age 4 i'd prolly gotten busted lookin at the stack of skin mags on the toilet tank in dads room 20 times:smokin:

This explains a lot about you!!!!:*****::*****::*****::*****:

Or just let your ex idiot start dating a skanky stripper....you'd be amazed what they learn! Grrrrrrrr!

my son is 10 and already wants me to take him to Hooters, he asked me what they had there and i told him, lol

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Tell him wrap that rascal ! don't matter if she says shes on the pill or that she can't get pregnant or what ever wrap it.
And like i told mine When i was coming up you got something you didn't want , You got a couple a shots and laid low for a few weeks . Now-
YOU CAN DIE!!!!

good grief, the boy is only 12.

only 12?
 

Where you been man? At 12 he is already getting a late start on the talk. There's kids in elementary school doing the nasty these days.

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Geez last time i was in elementary school we still thought chicks were nasty and would rather play football then talk to them!

I didnt get no talk growing up, I just knew I would be in big trouble if I messed with something I wasnt supposed to. Good old fashion parenting and Adult supervision is the best kinda prevention. Kids will still be kids and still get in some trouble,but a whole lot less when they are not left to themselves to make the decisions.

By 12 years old, he knows all about it, unless he is homeschooled and has no friends. Just tell him not to tap it unless he wraps it.

He's prolly had the info since he was 10 or so. And if you want to hear some foul mouths, just visit your local middle school at recess.

When I was at Vandebilt Catholic in the early 80's, Brother Alfred Kolb said "the foulest mouth in the world is a teenage girl." LOL. When the school went co-ed in the 70's, he had never taught girls before. He had an eye opening experience.