Random convo thread
 

lets talk about anything and everything

I'm bored....

wanna party?

Sure, bring a fith of crown to me at work

sounds responsible.

It's Friday, I got a job, but I ain't got shyt to do!!!!

hahaha


sounds good to me

One time I _________ in a garage while wearing a cowboy hat and a poncho.

fill in the blank

This is about to get interesting.....FAST! lmao

Caught crabs

you too :eek::eek::eek:.... i thought i was the only one that did that

yeeooowwwww
 

anyone want to trade places for a day?
I'm in the process of passing a kidney stone.:cry::help::cry:

My wife is in Victoria secret in Minneapolis. .......I'm trying to get her to try stuff on and send me pics.......

why you fussing about passing one kiddney stone my wife just passed 3 of them at about the same time. doc told her to start drinking beer everyday

Slow
 

Tim
she allready sent em to me. I told her buy it all and put it on your card.
I knew you wouln't mind.;)

hmmm
 

Look at the size of the hole it comes out of on her. then look down and think about it.
My nurse laughed and said, Get ready for the closest you will ever come to giving birth. Sadistic biotch!

What are friends for, right???

after you pass them eaither drink atleast one beer a day or get you 6 lemons and make a quart of lemonade with no sugar. dring that once a week. thats what her kiddey specialist told her to do and so far it works. he also made her stop drinking tea and cokes.

yep
 

I can't have any alcohol .mine told me no caffine and lots of water and cranberry juice and / or lemonaid.

PIIHB:smokin:

i just smoked a rather large doobie and i feel like everyone in my office is looking at me

I just took a 14" ID 6 foot long pc. of pipe from work they were going to throw away so I could make a culvert to get to one of my box stands. Some old man stared me down the whole time I was loading it with a pissed of look on his face, guess he wanted it.

Can't have alcohol??? We'ed have to change 'that rule' if I was peeing B-Bs. Get well Bob...

Paranoid are we?????
They are looking at you and are mad cause ya didn't share.

someone might have slipped some PCP in that doobie asterisk

no PCP just super funky!

Got some bunk ****, huh???

Since this is just a random post thread................. I want to phuggin choke the client rep. out on this job!!!

Whew.......I'm glad I got that out.

Why do 24hr stores have locks on the doors?

This one I just heard made me think about u Pox.

"What do Ohio State and Marijuana have in common?"

They both get smoked in bowls!

Want to bet that I can get this thread started up?

W is the greatest ______________? Insert as many words as needed. :pissed:

to make you ask questions

Bout to take this hot little asterisk chick home and make some pro athletes.

seth go **** yourself!:*****:

bike delivery service in the city is great huh!!!! g13 xbreed w/ n.lights:eek:

work sux I need a stimulous check so I can get a new boat

Bike delivery service has changed my life

Cause sometimes the (insert nationality) needs to take a dump.
or I have a friend who is manager at a local conveniance store who decided to do a spot check on his employee at 3 am . got to the store found the door locked. Let himself in and found his asst mgr bangin the girl who was workin the night shift in the beer cooler.:eek:

now i get it . You think that store is hiring , I always wanted to bang the nite shift girl in the beer cooler....LOL

I like how you spelled that