Do you close your eyes....
 

...during sex? :eek:

Lmao, *** Salty

only with ugly women.LOL not really. Been married to the same beautiful woman for over 30 years. Haven't closed my eyes yet. Scared to. LOL.

I don't know if I close mine or not, but, I know my wife does. She can't stand to watch me have a good time. :smokin:

What is sex?

Thats funny right there. I don't care who you are.. LOL
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I think you started this thread just to use that punch line.LOL:D

I think you right ^

I do cause the mace burns!

Actually, my wife said that she closes her eyes cause I'm the only one havin' fun. :p :spineyes: :cry:

***?

Isn't that all that matters? :confused::D:smokin:

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I close my eyes after as I cry because I know it will be over a month before I get some again!

j/k

Completely random thread but appropriate due to our two year old just busted us! Talk about turtle effect! Lol

*****. Man u got to lock the door while working.

Yeah. We learned something this morning! Lol!!!

Man we have not been caught by the little ones. How did u explain that

Explain? Tuck and run! Too young to remember it by tomorrow...I hope!

That's awsome. Tuck snd run.I can't stop laughing.

:cool: Yeah, right.

A 2 yr old will bring it up when everyone is around at the wrong time. They are good at that.

Yep......just waitin' for the perfect time. :) Should'a kept your eyes open. :cool:

Yep, Like when the whole family is gathered for thanksgiving!:*****::eek::*****:

oh yeah. I think their little minds are programmed at birth to emabarras you at family functions.

Mine ran out the bathroom at 2.5yrs old at the movies and kept yelling "Daddy has a huge pepe!!" I laughed and my wife said he is lying!

Yeah well, I just hope he doesn't bring "it" up at church this morning! Lol!!

Bout to leave San Antonio. ......leaving the kids here at paw paws.......that means I'm gettin some in the car on the way home!!! Thank goodness for dark tint!! I always laugh when the big trucks pass by looking in.......good times!!

Back when I used to race enduro we would have a caravan of cars and trailers heading out of state. All of us used cbs and would talk. We got on ours and said about the truck in front had his girl topless and going down. Its a trip how fast those rigs line up

Ouch, lol

No comment! :eek:

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why would you comment on a thread and say no comment

LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!! I love it...

I know the feeling, Our 4 year old was supposed to be sleeping one night but decided to wake up and catch mom with a mouth full one night!!! With the lights on, and no sheets in the aera to grab!! Like you said "tuck and run"!!!

Lol!! Glad to know I'm not the only one this type of situation has been "sprung" on!

BTW.... I meant to say throat!!

Now you are bragging!!!!!!!!!

Or just wishful thinking.:redface:

did you catch the guy? :*****:

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*****!!!!!

:*****::rotfl:

I knew, SOONER or later, this thread would take a wrong turn. :rolleyes:


Oh, BTW Cat Daddy...............


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this thread started off well off center!

[QUOTE=Shawn Braquet;185140]did you catch the guy? :*****:[/QUOTE


Lmao!!! You got me on that one. I admit defeat!!!

[quote=CatDaddy;185177] i just couldnt believe salty didnt beat me to it:smokin:

It happens so fast, I have no time to think about that!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ***** x 100000000000000 thats some classic shiznit right there!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

[quote=Shawn Braquet;185257]There's only one answer....you saw it before me. :rolleyes: That was a goodun. :cool:

Did it go something like this?