Can anything else go wrong today?!
 

So I woke up (0800) with the intention of cutting grass today. Went to start the lawnmower, no fricking key:pissed:, so I said well maybe I could weedeat today, find the key later. So I go to start the weedeater, no gas which I forgot I ran all the gas out of it on purpose, go look for the gas can, no fricking gas can has gas in it; again:pissed:. So I go to Rende's right down the road from my house only to discover I forgot my wallet; again:pissed:. So I go get my wallet, get gas, weedeat and everything goes fine:cool:. My brother called last night wanting to know if I'd tug his boat to Lafayette to get a new trolling motor installed, I said sure. Well I get to Lafayette and everything goes ok up until the point where I go get some lunch. I stopped at the McDonald's on the corner of University and Ranaud:pissed:. The first red flag which I chose to ignore was the presence of roaches on the windows in the middle of the day:eek::shaking:. So I order and get my food, take a bite of the freezing cold hamburger patty with what appeared to be mold on both the cheese and bun:pissed::pissed:. So I throw that away and just figure I'll eat the fries and be good for a couple hours, again, freezing cold and looking like they came from behind the fryalator:pissed::pissed:. So its getting close to pick up the boat, go pick it up with no problem. Get on the interstate and go over Henderson and get near Port Allen, traffic is moving at less than 3mph 3MPH!:pissed:. So I spot the Highway 1 exit and decide to go through Plaquemine, Brusly, Addis, White Castle and Donaldsonville with a bit of traffic, but nothing major. So I'm between White Castle and Donaldsonville when I am pulled over for 59 in a 55:redface:, no big deal, warning from Acension Parish and I'm off, I get out of Donaldsonville and I notice a vibration from the trailer, a few seconds later, BOOM! tire blows NO FREAKING SPARE! (more on no spare later) again:pissed:. I sit for 45 minutes until someone stops to help. So I call my buddy James and my brother Steven. They come about 30 minutes later with reinforcements. After 2 hours sitting on side of the road, I'm back on it. Drop the boat back off at Steven's drive back into Gonzales and get home, cook me some Taco meat, fix me a Taco, go to take the first bite, and the bottom of my Taco falls out onto my lap sending the sensation of burning pain through my jeans and onto the place that no man wants to be burned.

On a brighter note, did get a chance so see the new Academy and buy some worms, and stopped to test out the trolling motor, caught 7 bass before Ramah under the interstate on Red Shad worms, catch and release. Not one was under 2 pounds. Would have had pics, but my 11$ phone has no camera and I don't have my digital camera as my dad took it with him to Wisconsin.

I need a summary...wall of text.

I switched to Geico and saved on my insurance today

:confused::confused::confused:

So exactly why didn't the trailer have a spare.. you said you'd go back to that part, but I didn't read it in there.. I might have missed it, but I doubt I did.

Man: Tell me something I don't know
Iron man: I once open mouth kissed a horse!
Man: (confused look) What?!?..
Iron man: That's something you didn't know.

We went fishin in Pierre Part and was on the way home when one tire decided it wanted to separate the steel belt underneath the tread, but not blow. Kinda like getting a egg shaped bulge. So we changed that one with the spare and went on our way. He never got around to getting a new one or getting all new ones even when I remind him. So now he'll have to get 3 new tires which will probably happen tomorrow.

The thread was getting long so I figured I'd put why there wasn't a spare as a comment.

:rotfl: SHH!

Don't tempt karma by asking what else can go wrong...I hear she's a b****! Lol

You know thats rite ...

lol

and you end this with catching a few bass that you throw back all over 2lds, but you keep illegal bass, your full of it! this isn't a venting website, but you end it with a fishing report! yo-yo!

He needs to have the talk. Dink your up. Lol

Huh?? He was fingering the bass??? I must have missed That part.......

Dude, your gross!!

I'm tired of pointless threads on this website. Why can't we have a fishing based website that hovers around fishing. I don't care about anything that has to do with your personal life. If you need to vent go find real friends. Oprah doesn't run this site so go somewhere else. I am not sure why I am the only person who seems to feel this way?

Were a family here, you know That......but on this thread, not so much ........sorry, but if I got a problem, I'm gonna talk to my boys on this site.......

Trust me Lucas, you're not!:shaking:

You're situation is a little different Mr Dink, well actually a lot different. :eek:

Gotta agree with Dink here.

While some of the threads/posts go off the deep end, we are looking to vent, seek advice or whatever. You go to your friends to do this.

If you don't want to read what he says, then don't.

Not trying to attack or start anything. There are times I feel the same way and ignore threads totally.

I'm not saying that I have not made friends on this site because I have. That doesn't mean that I am going to whine or complain about things that have nothing to do with what this site was designed for. I am not trying to get on a soapbox or high horse but I want this site to be designated for fishing and fishing alone. If that is not right then so be it...

Karma is comin back. Just started gettin sick and I went to light the candle in the bathroom, struck the match and it broke and dropped into the matchbox and started lighting matches in the box...thought I was gonna burn down the dam house

and story time continues!

What no electricity? What are you a swamp person?

ok first off I just wanted to start by asking how the f I missed this...

Second off...I agree we are a close knit group and I do not believe this site is just for fishing...its a great thing to have people to turn to that have the same interest and for the most part twisted thought train as me...


That being said Iron Maiden your crazy man...come on do u really expect us to believe McDonald's sold a.moldy hamburger with moldy buns and cheese?....dude if they did that they wouldn't still be in business...I doubt they sold only you a moldy Burger...and u were breaking the law by speeding huh?? Can't believe that right there...u should have been apprehended and locked up with no possibility of ever becoming a police officer.....then amongst all this BS you stop to fish on the way home and hang 7 bass real quick....and the best part is who the f on here has ever had a taco shell just fall out the bottom and burn their balls off??? I haven't basically wat I wanna know is y the f would you put this on here..? No way did u have enlightened time to do all this in one day...hell making taco meat is a 30 minute process in its self....and then u had time for a match to magically break as you struck it on the box then somehow fall back into the same box and catch your bathroom on fire...


Come on dude seriously you set yourself up constantly.

poor poor ironman.... sounds like a pretty sucky day if true. At least you got some fish. New academy.. same as old academy just better location eh?

on a side note, who thinks this is crazy?

Now THIS is why this is in the comedy section... Too funny hustler. dying over here.

He would get better responses if he didnt act like a jackaxx. He seems to have a new story every week. Hes a wanna be cop who tells me warning yall about a dwi checkpoint is interferring with business, yet he keeps illegal fish and speeds. Role model cop. Then moldy food? If so, keep that burger and sue em. I cant take his posts seriously.

I think he is in la la land

Amen hallelujah

Lucas....I'm pretty sure that's why the have the site set up with different forums. "general discussions" being just that....love you dude, but if you don't like the personal stuff people post...there is a "fishing talk" forum that you should stick to and avoid the others. :)

Do ya need a hug buddy? I'm here for ya. Got a call into Dr. Phil too!:rotfl::rolleyes:

Deep breath man, deep breath! Hope all is well.

And Ironman, I've eaten at more McDonalds than you likely know exist...Nearly a decade on the road will do that for ya. They've all tasted equally blan but, even in the Virgin Islands, where rats ran into the floor drains, the food was not moldy. In Trinidad, no mold. In L.A., no mold. In Cleveland, OH, no mold. Omaha, Kansas City, Dallas, ya name it...Food sucks in all of em but....YOU GUESSED IT!!!!.... NO MOLD! Come on man.

As many people eat at Mcdonalds I dont think food can even last long enough there to get moldy.

I dont even think the food is real enough to get moldy

Its gotten to the point where nobody takes this guy seriously...

whats up with iron boy is he going for bs king of what

Somebody gotta be around to take the place of W. We all know that dude's gonna stroke out in the next couple of years being how he is so high strung! Training day my friend, training day.:rotfl:

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Yeah, you're right Bob.

You beat me to it I was gonna look for that story.

BOOM... Iron Maiden myth busted.

dude, put it on facebook or myspace or something, keep your personal misfortunes off saltycajun.com

Do you read what everyone else is telling you ??

Iron man brings great entertainment value to this site

let me say that my post last night was encouraged by alcohol and a lack of sleep. I would be contradicting myself if I thought this website was solely for fishing. I personally have a bunch of posts and threads that have nothing to do with fishing. i.e ( I am going to be a dad) Listen not to what I say after 10pm.

I am very disappointed by your actions...very.

Don't listen to me after 8pm & don't listen to Dink period! Haha J/k lil buddy!

I will take my lashings like a man.

Thats funny I was thinking the same earlier about your baby daddy post not being about fishing. We will let it slide for now but its when it happens all the time that you start catchin hell, (i.e. Iron Man):D

Go iron my laundry, iron man.

no prob
 

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