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iron man 08-29-2011 09:28 PM

The economy is so bad that
 
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

mcjaredsandwich 08-29-2011 09:48 PM

*chirp**chirp*

Micah 08-29-2011 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314489)
*chirp**chirp*

LoL.

huntin fool 08-29-2011 10:00 PM

Mais its so bad, the crickets are only chirpin twice for your jokes.

DUCKGOGETTER 08-29-2011 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314489)
*chirp**chirp*


LOL!!!!!!!!!!! X2

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 07:29 AM

c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??

southern151 08-30-2011 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 314573)
c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??

Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!:rotfl:

Jordan 08-30-2011 07:57 AM

total let-down !!!!

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 314578)
Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!:rotfl:

Knee surgery kept me out. :pissed: :help:.

chugbug2000 08-30-2011 08:01 AM

Hey... I liked it when I first read it last year, still gives me a chuckle.

southern151 08-30-2011 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 314581)
Knee surgery kept me out. :pissed: :help:.

Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!:rolleyes::rotfl:

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 314598)
Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!:rolleyes::rotfl:

Results

Iron Maiden = Winning

LOL

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 08:46 AM

The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.

Hopedale Hustler 08-30-2011 09:04 AM

Gahhhhh...I take dumps funnier than that.

Lake Chuck Duck 08-30-2011 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314606)
The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.

I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lake Chuck Duck (Post 314637)
I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....

I heard its so bad he couldnt get a rent a cop job, join the marines, or find a buyer for his quickdraw holster. :rolleyes:

jpeff31787 08-30-2011 10:59 AM

so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

longcast 08-30-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314659)
so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.

Dink 08-30-2011 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314659)
so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

Thank god! I've read your jokes!!

PUREBAY2200 08-30-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by longcast (Post 314661)
The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.

Lol...... "W" Jr..

adamsfence 08-30-2011 12:00 PM

i thought it was pretty good yall all a bunch of haters!!!!!!

jpeff31787 08-30-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 314664)
Thank god! I've read your jokes!!


Oh lord here comes the guy with no reports..... :D

southern151 08-30-2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314684)
Oh lord here comes the guy with no reports..... :D

:eek::eek:

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314659)
so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

Since the "pull this thread" incident, he has no respect from me.

Armand16 08-30-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314692)
Since the "pull this thread" incident, he has no respect from me.


what thread did he insist on pulling? link?

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Armand16 (Post 314693)
what thread did he insist on pulling? link?

I made a thread giving a heads up about a dwi checkpoint and his rent a cop azz told me I was interfering witj official police business. I was looking out for yall cause I dont want anyone to deal with the bs I had to go through.

Dink 08-30-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314684)
Oh lord here comes the guy with no reports..... :D

Hahahahahaha!!!! Very nice sir!!

Jordan 08-30-2011 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armand16 (Post 314693)
what thread did he insist on pulling? link?


http://www.saltycajun.com/forum/show...ght=checkpoint

Armand16 08-30-2011 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 314736)


ill be damn, they actually pulled it

Bluechip 08-30-2011 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Armand16 (Post 314738)
ill be damn, they actually pulled it

No we didn't....we just closed it.

speck-chaser 08-30-2011 06:20 PM

Just talked to a guy that got pulled over last week for flashing his lights at oncoming cars (during the day) to give other motorists a heads up that a speed trap was ahead. Cop told him he was interfering with police business.

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by speck-chaser (Post 314772)
Just talked to a guy that got pulled over last week for flashing his lights at oncoming cars (during the day) to give other motorists a heads up that a speed trap was ahead. Cop told him he was interfering with police business.

I flash my brights anytime like that. Especially if the cop is hidden. Sneaky bastids.

iron man 08-30-2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speck-chaser (Post 314772)
Just talked to a guy that got pulled over last week for flashing his lights at oncoming cars (during the day) to give other motorists a heads up that a speed trap was ahead. Cop told him he was interfering with police business.


That is actually against the law cuz I did it in my truck when my cousin was with me, and he is a cop, and he goes, and thats only slightly illegal.

As for "bashers", I could care less, they don't know me and I don't know them so why should I care about what they say?

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by iron man (Post 314777)
That is actually against the law cuz I did it in my truck when my cousin was with me, and he is a cop, and he goes, and thats only slightly illegal.

As for "bashers", I could care less, they don't know me and I don't know them so why should I care about what they say?

I guess if its only slightly illegal, that makes it ok? Along with the illegal bass...I mean it was only slightly undersized so thay made it ok??


Rofl

huntin fool 08-30-2011 06:47 PM

Rolling is my life story of homecoming.. but its only slightly frowned upon..

DUCKGOGETTER 08-30-2011 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314780)
i guess if its only slightly illegal, that makes it ok? Along with the illegal bass...i mean it was only slightly undersized so thay made it ok??


Rofl


x2!! Iron man is such a hipocrit not sure of the spelling


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