In the dog house warning
 

Just a reminder Valentines Day is almost here for those of you needing Brownie Points.

Hate for some of you guys to get "punished":eek:

Glad the kids reminded me before I left to come offshore.

Crap! When is it?

Next tuesday I think, thats what my girls told me.

I love the fact that my wife thinks valentines day is the cheesiest crap ever!!! Saves me money!!

what's mine gonna do cut me off, she did that a few yrs ago so what have I got to loose

You saying you got married 2 years ago?

Mine doesn't think it is cheesey at all, and she has control of half of the money and all of the _ _ _ _ _ at my house. So flowers and chocolate it is.


good for you though

Kid two yrs ago, before that I got lucky once or twice a yr.... unless I woke her up before I was done:smokin:

Damn! Guess I shouldn't be in this bar right now!

It's not Tuesday yet!

It think mine just likes another excuse for a fancy meal and gifts. But she always gets me something too. And its always something to do with fishing.

HAHA....I know what thats like, the bedroom life comes to a crawl after marriage and kids...

If she's crawlin she is in the right position!! LOL

Maybe y'all should have married an italian! Been married 11 years and it still hasn't slowed down!

HAHA yea right..Id have to sneek up on it, I think she would notice somethin going on back there..

Watch out now! I bet iron man could!

best have directions stuck on it

I tell mine "babe, just go back to sleep. Ill only be a minute and you won't feel a thing"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me and the wife made a deal last year. No gifts, just sexy lingerie/ outfit and then we have an alcohol induced romp in our outfits hahaha, im a little nervous to see what im gonna have to wear though

pics or it didn't happen!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would be scared if me and my wife made a deal like that.

yea the closer it gets the more worried i become. at first i was like Hell yea im gonna put her in something awesome. i failed to think about what she could get for me. If its really funny and not too exotic i may post pics we shall see

A red gag ball and a spike collar would be "tits" LOL - NOT

I would never have made that deal with mine. Like selling my soul to the devil.

phahahaahhahah.... this could be hilarious.

You lucky bastard!!!!!!

dang yea i may find out that she is a wild closet freak and likes whips and stuff, now im really scared:help: gotta make sure and find a good safe word

harder, don't stop, and oh my god are not good safe words.

You guys are nuts. lol

hahaha

volvenshlagen...like eurotrip lmao, just look out for a chainsaw looking contraption lol

She's gonna have you in some nice chaps!

or some floss:*****:

This is what I got my girl!!

man that was a great movie!!!!

oops

LMAO!!! Infraction alert!!

put some white out over **** so you don't get triangled

Can't do anything from my phone! My bad! Somebody take it off please.

Taking my wife for 2 days of billfishing in Costa Rica for her birthday, Valentines, Christmas, and what ever else holidays for the rest of the year.

^^^^^^Winning!!!!!

The Halmark holiday! I do not celebrate dat froo froo holiday. And neither does my rib!