Going to pee
 

Guys: ever go to the bathroom to only wash your hands with no intention of peeing and then once you get your hands wet and washed you suddenly get the urge to pee? Well I do.

Put the bottle down latt

nope

OKAY

Suuure.


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I can sleep all night without getting up to pee, when I put gas in a vehicle the flowing of a liquid, I can not take it, have to stop and go pee!

Don't act like you don't know what he means, Mr Peebody:smokin:

This thread is gay

haha everytime

Lol.


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I get up once a night. Usually about 3-4 am

Why are u interested in what we do in the bathroom?? R Kelly ???

Guys.. Is CALLED GETTING OLDDDDDDD......

You ever drink a few beers and eat some boiled crabs or crawfish ?

Go to the bathroom to pee.

Turn around because you have the bubble guts and you have the liquid poo,

you spray brown booty water all up in toilet on top the pee......then right at the end a poo chunk decides to fly out your butt and it splashes all the brown pee/poo mixture up onto your buttocks......

That’s worst in my opinion!

My wee-wee does fine with a wet hands holding it.

OMG LMAO.... i cant believe that just happened.

You ever piss before you get in the shower and as soon as the warm water hits you you have to piss again?

























Don't lie

Has it happened before.....yes






Now I just pee in the shower.


You ever get out the shower/bathtub and you have to poo?

Then you sit on the toilet and when you finish your business and you go to whipe your butt is still a little damp and the toilet paper sticks to your butt?










Don't lie

This Tread Has DI-GRESSED WAY TO LOW FOR ME... LMAO.. Can't Believe We talking bout this Shh IT..

Well, the water running thing works for most people. They use it in the hospital to help.


As for the rest of this thread,........ NO COMMENT

good lawd what the hell!!!

pahahahah no S .H. I T

Ever been able to poo thru a screen door? I have a feeling that come Saturday morning around 7 - 8 AM...there will be a bunch of you attempting this!

nothing like some good ole butt piss to ruin a nice pair of boxers

most epic thread...lmao

Never trust a fart

this is a sh itty thread.

as f'd up as this thread is.... we all read every line to the end didn't we..




don't lie!

And it has happened to everyone on more than one occassion..........














Dont Lie

you haven't lived until you have played a chess game with a big ol' poo....

this thread has gone to the *****ter

Definitely going down like a turd in a churn ;)

started out talking about each others co**s and now about butts .....:shaking: http://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/homoswitch.gif

Man, didn't think my thread would get to 2 pages. We must be pretty bored waiting on duck season! LOL

That's one of the best parts of duck hunting... Who's hangin out of the blind first lol

O..My Lawd!!! You guys gotta stop...IMA bout to P I S S myself laughing!!!:shaking:

I thought only me and Merc got into crap like these post.... he's a floater

Atleast I'm not full of corn and peanuts. Lol


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Hidey Ho!!

Here's a pic of a friend of mine who could not wait until we got back to the camp. :cry: Notice the "floaters" !:*****:

Nutria Turds!