Well....My worst fear has come to life....
 

ITS A GIRL!!! I am terrified.....

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Best damn thing that can happen to you bud!

My daughter now 21, was our first. She set the tone for quite a while

Congrats man!!!! We still have a few weeks left before we find out, I can't wait!

Congrats!!

Congrats Dink!! Uhhh start saving money now for the teenage years!

Congrats. I had a girl almost a year ago. It's a blast!


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Congratulations!!! You better stop buying bullets and start stockpiling diapers and keep that Barrett locked in its safe until the teen years...

She better get a job!

What!!?? I didnt know yall were prego! Congrats! Its not mine is it?

Not sure yet, we gonna be on Maury next week and will find out then!!! She said it happened some time around when a guy went get an ice chest at my house.... lol

Chelle pissed on the stick, when it showed 2 lines she asked. "Is it mine?"

Crongrads Tim... My little girl is the world to me... Spoiled bad

Congrats.

Start saving now for the wedding. Just ask Paul. :grinpimp::grinpimp: :rotfl::rotfl: :work::work:

Congrats!!

Trade them guns in for Barbies!!!!

And always remember when she gets to be a teenager, there are a bunch of teenage boys out there just like you were when you were growing up.

Congrats Timmmnnnnn and Longside !!!

Got 2 daughters and wouldn't change it if I could. It will be better than your brain can imagine.

hahahaha, You didnt think God was gonna let you off that easy huh??? now you have to fear her meeting guys like you haha. Until those days come tho, get ready to have your heart melted over and over again.

Congrats Dink. I have a girl on the way also. She'll be here by late may/early June.

Congrats Tim... yeah you in trouble now lol. I told you it was gonna be a girl;):D

Good work Tim, congrats to you.

And to all the others expecting..... congrats to you as well.

Congrats man. Girls wrap their daddy's around their little digits.......Quick too!

Congrats Dink, I have a girl on the way as well. Due end of June

OMG!!! Ya killin me!!!

Congrats
I am expecting a lil girl in 10 days!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats man! I just had a baby girl myself! I love her to death!

Little baby girls are awesome! My daughter is 5 now and she's got me wrapped big time. Congrats man I know the wife is happy she won't be outnumbered too bad

Yeah! My wife already is talking about shopping buddies with our daughter. Cool with me, gets me more time on the water

Congrats Tim and Longside!!!!!!

Congrats man!!!

Congrats dude!

No more tuna fishing for you! LOL

Congrats!! You don't have to trade those guns in - just get one for her!! I started hunting and fishing very young and still enjoy it. Introduce her to those things you love to do also and you may be surprised how much she may enjoy it!!

congrats

Congrats and good luck cause u gonna need it, my daughter is 17 now and starting to notice that I'm getting more gray hairs now, all I'm gonna say.

congrats

Congrats Tim. Congrats to the others expecting as well.

Congrat.'s

Congrats!!!

My daughter is 26 and has two sons. Since the day she was born she has had me wrapped around her finger. She is closer to me and calls me when she needs something. My son is closer to his mother and that is who he calls. They know how to get their way. Congratulations.

Thanks everyone.....Im getting happier by the minute about this. Yalls words are encouraging. Thanks again

Remember from birth to hug and kiss her everyday. If you don't when she hits the teenage years she will find some ole' boy to fill that void. A strong dad connection with his daughter goes along way when the teenage years arrive.

Good advise!! Will do!

Congrats. I have two golchildren both girls. Dats some of the most intelligent human beings On earth. Ur in for nothing more than a treat... Weelll maybe a little more. Establish daddies little girl early and it will show its colors when its needed too. Again congrats. Come off of cloud 9 and visit us from time to time...lol

This, the first man a girl should love is here dad.

Solid advise....the easiest women always have daddy issues. LOL congrats Tim

yep!!! dads that werent there enough or at all.

Congrats!!! I have 2 girls and I wouldn't have it any other way!

Man, after all boys, you're screwed!! You can beat them boys into submission and, you'll think you can do the same with your little girl...Until you try it the first time and she bats those beautiful little eyes at you. Then, you melt and apologize to her for getting mad at her even though she likely had it coming. That's been my experience thus far. My little girl rules the roost!

I wouldn't trade her for the world though!

dink u will want to read this.
 

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
- Places where there is darkness.
- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme re to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine."