Salt Life
 

Not to offend anyone, but whats up with this Salt Life fad? Its like the Affliction shirts for fisherman.:shaking:

Because it's cool to be part of a club...

It is now possible to own no boat, no fishing rods, but for $10 you can slap that sticker on the back of your truck and be "Part of the Club!!"

If you act now, we will also send you an additional sticker... this can be for your wife's car or you can go "Dually" on your back window with one on each side!! (Just pay additional shipping and handling)

For the a little while I thought those stickers said "Slut Life"

Same as all the other goodies the younguns like. Fancy fishing glasses, Fancy fishing shirts, Fancy fishing shoes, Fancy Rods and Reels. I swear if you look across Big Lake it looks like a bunch of women out in boats. With all the pretty clothes these folks have on it looks like a meadow of flowers floating on the lake. Lol I'm done.


10% of the fishermen catch 90% of the fish

I got two free stickers from the owner when he came fish at Big Lake w/ JJJ

LMAO
..IM so salt life high tide gets me high

Thats fricken classic right there lmao!

Im so Salt Life that im a local legend on the fishing forums ^^^^ :)

I'm so Salt Life, guides pay ME to take them fishing.

I'm so salt life my Boga predicts the weight

I'm so Salt Life I have costa contact lenses

I'm so salt life " I throw 4lb trout in a igloo ice chest and turn them to 8.5lbs "

I'm so Salt Life, I use my penis as a depth finder.

I like "I'm so salt life I have a power pole on my truck"... ROFL!!!

I'm so salt life " my pee smells like gulp juice "

Not a bad idea!!:cool:

I'm so Salt Life, my GPS automatically waypoints 10 pound trout.

Im so salt life Guy Harvey asks me for drawings....

Lmao good one

some ok ones...

I'm so Salt Life Manti Teo and his girl fish with me!

I'm so salt life I brush my teeth with sea gull poop
I'm so salt life I only put marina fuel in my truck
I'm so salt life I use a gaff to get my kids out of the bath tub

I'm so salt life I drink milk and poop ice cream
Im so salt life, I chopped up a ladyfish and snorted it

and my favorite...

I am so salt life, my wife left me 5 or 15 years ago

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I spit water at my computer on this one........ And yes, I'm so salt life it was "salt water"!

I'm so salt life chuck Norris asked me how to take a backlash out of a baitcaster

I'm so salt life, I never had Facebook but spend all day on Fishbook.

I'm so salt life : pelicans try to land on me

I'm so salt life, I have kids with a mermaid.

I'm so salt life, I 25 or bust

I'm so salt life ; I impregnated a dolphin

I'm so salt life I only tie my shoes with a palomar knot

I'm so salt life, I work at the pogie plant

I'm so salt life, the pink dolphin has me over for dinner.

I'm so salt life I swim with the dolphins

I'm soo SaltLife I only fish south of I 12, and most of I 10

I'm so salt life even porn stars think I taste too salty!

I'm so salt life, I won a blackjack playing blackjack.

Someone on here is so salt life they catch flounder bank fishing in a private pond

I'm so salt life, I hang a castnet off my rear view as a dream catcher.

I'm so salt life I carry a filet knife instead of a pocket knife

Lmao good stuff!

Yeah, I'm pretty dang salt life! Lol

I'm so salt life, I give fish swimming lessons

:rotfl:

I'm so salt life, when I need a piece I just start drumming

LOL!! That's really good!

I'm so salt life I found a couple Waterloo/core setups on the side of the road

I'm so salt life that I go noodling for tiger sharks

I'm SO Salt Life "My mom went into labor with Me while fishing offshore with my Father"...