A man's anniversary card!
 

About nine years ago I brought some chick home from a party and she never left..... Four years ago today I made her my wife. Apparently Albertsons doesn't carry anniversary cards, so I bought a blank one and made my own. I think I may have a future in the card business! Feel free to borrow it fellas!

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Hahaha that's friggin hilarious

Damn... It's turned sideways. Mods a little help please?!

I like it

Over/under on Matt's wife pulling a Lorena Bobitt... 1 more anniversary, 2 max?

Easy killer! Now I won't go to sleep tonight! Awesome thing is that she actually like it. I tell her every time I piss her off (which is everyday), its my job to make sure she gets to heaven. After life with me, she's almost guaranteed a pass to the front of the line.

Lmao!!
A man with integrity, who tells the truth!

:rotfl: congratulations also

You just dwarfed everything I've ever said to my wife!...bad part is, you wrote it down! You got a pair man! You got a friggin pair!

Hey today is my annaversity also. Can I use that please.

Lmbo

Worth turning the iPad sideways for.

Oh no. She's pissed now.

Thanks

Happy anniversary!

Quick...... Whip out the tool!! That usually helps :eek:

Nice!!!!

Lmao!! "On this side of Crowley"

Awesome!

dats a voot one!

you just ain't right!

I've been told that a lot in life . Luckily she has a good sense of humor and I got her a great gift just in case the ol poem didn't cut it....... Flowers and 2 packs of ranch sunflower seeds can really get you out of a bind!! :shaking:

Man that is funny, good one!

Pahahaha good luck!

It's that time of year again..... Wish me luck!

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Dammit... Sideways again. Mods, help a brother out!

Lol

A man's anniversary card!
 

Shows your creative side. LMBO

Flip your phone. LoL

Congrats!

Y'all moved? Nice work bro and I'm glad she has a good sense of humor. If she don't like it my couch is free and the beer is in the ice chest on the back patio. Lmao
No jokes. Congrats to you guys and I wish you a long and happy life together. Take care of that family and slow down enough to enjoy the small stuff. It won't seem so small later. God Bless bro

Thanks fellas. She really enjoyed it. Cards are too generic, so I like to personalize it a little bit with stories from our life together.... Yes, all the stories are true and yes she did take the wrap when I wrecked her car. That's when I knew I had a keeper! I still feel bad about the community service she got for that.

We didn't move duck... I always tell her she's the best wife on this side of [insert random town here] and every year I change the town to one a little further west of Lafayette. I tell her the more she improves the larher the geographical area increases!

Soo glad you dig this up and re done it! Lol
Keep up the good wrk man!!!

Not my style, but I am glad your marriage is working for you.

Stick with it when it gets hard.

New one for this year. It's a few days early, but we'll be in Toledo Bend with the family this weekend so I'm giving it to her this afternoon.

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this is awesome... i hope to read these things for years to come..

congrats.