New fishing terms or labels.
Ok, this is all in good fun so please don't get your felling hurt; but I have a few terms I thought of.
Yellowfin-verb the act of drifting to close to wade fisherman and shutting down the bite. Ex. Man we were fishing my honey hole the other day slingin top water and smashin the trout; had some hogs in there too until that guy Yellowfined us and shut down the bite. I have a few more I will post. |
Lmao.... just saw this. Going wade b.l. tomorrow....hope we don't get yellowfinned again.
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Synonyms - T-Topped, CroakerSoaked |
Yellowfinning pilgrims tho? That's a new one. Would that be "texasfinning" smh
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gull
ɡəl/ noun noun: gull; plural noun: gulls Someone who only fishes the lake when the birds are working Ex. Damn man we've been on this bite for a week now look at these gulls out here this morning. |
Gull....syn. bass yakr, bucking fastard
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Eagle- noun; somebody that can determine your exact location, time, size of fish, and baits used to catch said fish, all from a snapshot taken on the water.
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Crumbsnatcher
Ex: It's Fri afternoon and you get a phone call ; Dude you want to go fishing Tomororw ? Hell yea says the buddy . Man my fiends dad's brother said he saw a black Haynie in Saltditch hammering em . Gave me a google map shot and pin drop of where he was . Let's go to that spot tomorrow and we we'll catch a boat load ! Damn; pulled up to spot and Black Haynie is already there !! Let's just wait and go fish behind him !! Crumbsnatcher ! |
OneKnocker
-one who believes he was the first person to ever throw a one knocker Ex- " one knocker?, yea I keep one tied on at all times" |
Walking zombies:::!
Ex:::Act like they don't know what they are doing, then wander into lines reach of where your fishing. Code words:: "oh hey man didn't see u there, gettin um??" |
Starbucks noun - b.l. guys that think coffe ground cove stays on fiya.....lol sorrynotsorry
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Johnny on the step AKA Show stopper:::
Ex: u fishing in the middle of no where this boat comes in at warp speed , Sees u fishing(not catching) automatically slams back on the throttle, watchs for 20-30 secs than slams the hammer back down all within 100 ft! Question??? How man Johnny on the steps do you see when ur in the middle of no where and the motor covers off!!! Nuff said! |
THAT GUY!!!:::
Ex: can't figure out if he wants the back of the bote middle or front! 2 lines out unattended soaking stink! Slamming lids switching rods every third cast. Usually got enough sunscreen on to look like Casper the ghost! Also very erratic spontaneous gestures and clumsy as S$$t! |
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Mr. Wake maker!
Ex: bow pointed to the sky, motor jaked up into secondary trim stage, rpms around 2500, transom dragging the reef, oysters flinging 15ft high with a wake 2ft tall! Wait for it:::::::::::::::::::::::::: Rite through the middle!!!!!!!!!! |
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Can be heard saying "I'm telling you, we shoulda got some shrimp". |
You are on a roll
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Cracking me up
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Pond Extreme fisherman |
Gas burner
Man news paper said birds were working everywhere ! We done lapped the lake twice and not 1 bird How many u got ? none we didn't see any birds !! This lake sucks |
Y'all are cracking me up for sure !
Probably guna be on BL tomorrow ... I will steadily be looking around to see how many "labels" I can find ! LoL |
Yall got one for the family that shows up husband, wife, 3 kids and dog that piles up in a carolina skiff with a 40 on it?
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A Good Father? |
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Or a very, very patient man and good father. |
The Bank Robber.
This guy dawns of those bank robber scarfs around 5:00 a.m. and wears it all the back to Darrel's that night. Stickers you may find on his Yeti, Landrover, or Technical poling skiff include: Orvis Pro Staff, CCA, Save The Black Drum, I Like it Skinny, Keep Austin Weird ect.. |
Lake p special! AKA Olympic anchor tosser
Ex::Rolls up at 20 slams throttle in N, sprints to bow, grabs 20lb dangorth with 20 ft of chain and launches that sucker all in one rythym! And yells out "how's the bite"???? |
Boat breeders
They guy who sees more than one boat fishing in a spot so assumes it's the hot spot so he comes in and it attacks more boat Beeders |
GPS mark guy
The guy who found a GPS Mark and placed on his hand held GPS so he drives straight to that point and trolls in circles holding his hand held trying to pin that dot down ! |
Delacroix Don!
Ex: fishing shoreline with 60-70 feet between, with 5 square miles open water behind you, and him and posse of boats rolls between you and bank! |
The double taker!
Ex: double back down ramp, and yo boy takes up 2!!!! |
The yakker AKA MR LONG WINDED!
Ex: 25 miles from nearest luanch and BAM!!!! Lower glasses on face and say "self where the f$$k did the cat come from? |
Mr self centered
Ex: waits till he backs in launch decides to load and un strap boat while 20 Others wait pi$$ed! Usually the guy who's boat won't start |
Mellow yellow
Ex: the fishing buddy that pisses all over boat gunwale and ignores washing it off! Usually the guy that don't get another invite, actually he invited himself useually! |
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Captain cluster F$$k
Ex: the guy who will break any and everything in the boat! Drop numerous things overboard including rods n reels! U continuesly here treble hooks zoom within center meters of your ears! Spills his beer all over the radio, never even got an invite just heard through the grapevine and showed up a$$ and face! |
The extremist!
Ex 14/36 monarch 12 diff colered rods stuck straight up, 50lb tacklebox fishing shrimp on the bottom nxt to the launch! More than likely happy as a lark, but an ole crab a$$ lol |
Mr personality
Ex: finest of gear all matching cloths, and 100k boat! Refuses to wave at you even when you slow down for him! Pissed at the world because your fishing on his day off! |
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The lecturer
Pulls up on you 2 hours after sunrise and says your kind of in the wrong spot, I caught 2 rite where your at last thurs! Thank u sir, I'm just letting the kids catch and release now! We've been done for over and hour! |
Mr Meeoggy!
Usually an undersized bote full of kungfoo fighters, all fishing the bottom keeping every 4in white trout cought! Yelling things at each other u and I will never understsnd |
Yakcuser
Yaker that hates gaters but calls the game wordorn when you go to to bait your pole hes fishing under, for muddied"his water" Yaklauncher, Parks in the middle of the ramp for 30 mins getting everyone and everyone just right!! Then spends 30 min side by side for30 mins in a counal. Yaksaver On who brings one or more of said people above back to the launch when they went to far or cause they didn't watch the weather |
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Also known as mr pro staff Has every bait/rod company sticker on his truck and boat but is sponsored by nobody |
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Good lord..I'm at the taco bell drive thru, they just opened the window, and it smells amazing in there
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