Fowl southern boyz duck lyfe down south etc
 

What is it with all of this "fowl lyfe boyz" crap I see on the back of every S-10, minivan, neck tattoo, Mustang, and Instagram profile today? On every social media outlet it seems like there are at least 20 of these "groups" with some name like this, but my question is: what are you? You make and stickers? Are you a gang? How did duck hunting turn hood? Thank you.

#boutdembarrelstickerzbaw

I have a start up company if anyone would like to get in on the ground floor. It consists of flat bill snap backs, auto decals, Yeti(K2, RTIC, Pelcican etc) cooler decals(no you cant use the auto decals on your cooler), T shirts, and paracord survival bracelets.

It's called- I put stickers on things and wear clothing that represent activities I don't really do all that often or ever, LIFE.

That would actually work.

Lol paracord survival bracelet. "this would make really good cordage in a survival situation"

Flatbill SnapBack=Parent Fail

I'm not that old, but apparently I'm not that cool either....... Anyone care to explain what a snapback is?

plastic snap closure on the back, I remember having that on my little league hats as a kid.

Ahhhhh. It was always just a ball cap to me growing up. That is dope though. lol

Post two Instagram pictures of my ducks per year. Got the new mojo. I'm so hardcore you don't even know

My friends and I have started to compile a list for identifying douche bags simply by looking at their trucks... the trucks are affectionately known as DBSK's. (Douche Bag Starter Kits)

Here are a few of the indicators (keep in mind you need several of these to be considered a douche bag):

A windshield brow sticker (I recently saw one on an F250 that said "Steady Steppin")
Most of these trucks are F250 or 2500HD and always 4x4
Yeti sticker somewhere on it
Costa sticker somewhere on it
Drake waterfowl sticker somewhere on it
Truck must be lifted
Aftermarket Rims larger than 20" and must have mud grips
Driver typically less than 30 years old
Yeti cooler in the back of the truck
Aftermarket Exhaust with at least an 8" baffle on the muffler
Banks Power System upgrade (must have Banks logo sticker on truck)
The driver of these trucks usually paints his face to hunt ducks or deer
Driver probably has a barrel sticker on his shotgun

This list is not all-inclusive and still growing... Anyone want to contribute?

They make $80,000 a year offshore. But still live with their parents and still have no money in the bank.

This thread died quick... 🤐

Might be a few offended people on SC

Lmao

I saw some of these guys at the boat dock. With camo flat bill snap back hats and a truck similar to the truck y'all described early in this thread.


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White costas or oakleys
Big azz white rubber watch
Usually shaves arms & legs ( by the way , W T F is that all about???)

This one puzzles me.

Why do people go through the trouble of painting there face, then choose not to wear a hat with a bill that's forward facing? (The way god intended)

Does face paint make u invisible?

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All laid off due to low oil prices and can't afford truck note anymore so parents pick up note

This is awesome. I thought I was the only person who thought people who did all this funny stuff on their vehicle were dumb. I have a plain Jane f-150

Lol


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Apparently I'm no good I guess. Haha


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If y'all was salt life, or in the "big lake" pilgrim club, it would all make sense!! Sure yall's local shop has something you need to get on board!!

I TOTALLY forgot about the LED light bars... This is one of the key indicators!!! Every DBSK I saw on the road this weekend had one!!

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I'm not sure Aubrey..... This one is a pretty popular look among them as well. A fishing shirt can be substituted for the Polo.

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P.S... If this offends anyone on here, I don't care. You look ridiculous.

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Spot on !!!

Man ... yall are killing me !

I needed a good laugh on a Monday.

I can't even lie though. I wear Sperries and fishing shirts even when I'm not fishing.


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Ok ... Im busted too ! LoL

Its all in how you were raised and how you act when wearing them ...

Im sure you can spot the difference from a mile away. Just stop and watch for a second.

I can identify with a fishing shirt... what the heck is a Sperrie? :confused:

Shoes. Leather shoes. "Boat shoes"


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Ahh... I always called them deck shoes or loafers... didn't know the slang name "Sperrie"

Well Sperries is the expensive name brand. They kinda started the fad


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My nephew (15 yo) wanted a Swamp Assasin Hat for Chirstmas so my wife bought it for him. Its a nice hat, mesh with a shapback and a little elastic snug fit to it. He wears it all the time now.

Well this joker goes with his family to a family friends ranch in TX. Gets in the stand with his dad all settled in, nice big Axis Doe walks out and he's afraid to shoot because its going to be to loud! I been ribbing him for 2 weeks now. Can't wear an assasin hat and be afraid to shoot!

Lmao.


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They can just make up a name put on flat bill and boom
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"Pu$$y crusher "

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LMAO......:rotfl:

I can NOT believe U all are making Fun of my Pink fishing shorts.. :))))))

LMAO!!!!

Seems legit. Forgot the #. #pu$$ycrusherlife

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