Famous Tourney Quotes
 

This one came from way out in left field and must of had something to do with the haze from a drunken morning stupor.


"Man, I've seen parts of Oklahoma I've never seen before"


Shoot last night when I FINALLY got to Tulsa, I was saying the same thing!!!!

my favorite was cat daddys statement about his wife followed by his statement about him

if you were there you know what im talking about

I must of missed that one.

its inappropriate for the board

but then again, when has cat daddy ever been appropriate enough for this board lol

lmao, dude I'm still laughing about that one

he was W's hired gun for a week :*****:

LMAO!!.....

I was a Scapegoat..

My favorite was everytime *****-rich had to say his screen name friday night!! LOL!!!!!!!!

Who are you??

"I'm *****-rich"

yeah i just about to lost my **** when he said that...

I can't remember it exactly but it was funny as hell. It was w talking about crazy swamp rats and such and not wanting a thing to do with them. I was laughing my butt off. I think everyone thought I was laughing at what w was saying, actually, the reason I was laughing because they were alomost the same exact words the Texans have used to when talking bout him!

Bayslayer talking about his 2 year old son at day care...making it up as he goes along of course..
lord..

I dont remember saying anything about that? what was it about?

oh never mind.............kayla just reminded me.

Oh lord...

he gotz him a girlfriend...
and it went downhill from there between me you and shawn..right in front of your wife,shawn's wife and 5 month old. lol

i dont remember the details but do remember the convo:grinpimp:

yeah I probably exaggerated the story just a tad, but it did make it better!

Yea, I was a little gun shy at first. Never thought I was gonna have to introduce myself as "*****-rich"

I remember a 5 or 6 year old kid saying that he will be taller than Waltrip in about 2 weeks.

Oh yeah what did Shad ask w.



Oh yeah something about "do need to roll that t-shirt up and tie a string on it for ya."

W is the only person i know that you can see his feet in his drivers liscence picture..

i have a ton of quotes in mind but i think i would get banned if i say em on here . most have to do with fool and all the **** them lil ears heard over the weekend !!!!

hahahahaha!

Had a good time meeting you guys had a good time Friday night thanx for all the good food !!!

We had a crazy trip heading across the lake back to Hackberry at midnight, fun !!

Pox, Tell them what Breton Island smells like with all the birds!:*****::*****::*****: I almost pee'd myself!:eek::rotfl:

"a **** that took and **** and that **** took another **** and died":eek: gotta love the bird **** at 5 am you can smell it 3 miles out

Someone said "hey look at the ugly swamp rat of a Barmaid." Someone else responded, "Oh that's just w."

Now that was classic when you said that! Even David was rolling around when he heard it...

i had forgot about that one...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Another good quote was when W fell over the chair at David's camp, David said "W, you just learned to 2 step!" lol

LMAOOO...... "Without traction"

Reelbender said this when LongsideLandry stated we needed to make a beer run..."I've got plenty of beer over there, wait...I mean I have, what I consider plenty of beer, but for the three of you, its just an appetizer for yall.". LMAO

:eek:

W - "Hey Henry, there you are, glad you could make it. Damn there's your boat. Man how fast does that think go? Think it's faster than mine?"
Me - "Yea it's pretty damn fast, and I'll race you,,,, in reverse"

What about this one:

I love the 1st day of Football season!!! Saltys OU team lost!!! He was nut case the rest of the down slide