eject!!!
 

i set up a "blind" date tomorrow, found out she was a little thicker than i like to be seen with.

what would be the best way to back out?

but shes got a great personality right!

what would be the best way to back out?


show her this thread!!:*****::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:




:smokin:

i dont know i dont pay attention to that :cool:

Dude, take her to an all you can eat buffet so you don't go broke, then excuse yourself to the bathroom and jump out the window!!!

Or tell her you can't make it cause you have to wash your hair.......

i only have a half ton truck :confused:

Be a
gentleman
take her to dinner...........

really

She can't be that big......besides, if a girl you know sees you with her, she'll think its cute that you gave had the time.......

how thick are we talking, cuz i may be interested haha

Hit dat thang.....:grinpimp:

I would suggest askin' her to geaux fishin' and get ya one of these.......... YouTube- Nitro boat vs whiney girlfriend. However, it may not work with your kind of wimmen, Brucie.

what's the name of the ship we're goin on?

put it in her ^%@

Im guessing she is a little bit bigger then what we have imagined then?
Tell her your Herpes flared up.

His junk wont reach........

This thread is just wrong :puke:

lmao! tim don't get my thread pulled, reminds me of that black eyed peas song....

"whatchoo gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk" :*****:

You never know you might find you a 3am kinda girl:eek::smokin:

Feed her enough tequila.........well you know.........

She wont notice how small it is!!!!!! Lol

Just take her out in the Nitro Z-8 and step on the button! Or, you could win her heart by taking her to a buffet! ;) Brownie points go a long way w/ women!

seriously though...how big is big? i want numbers , weight and height?

Just go on the date. Doesn't mean you are obligated to her after that. Just don't give her ANY reason to think that you want to go out with her or see her again. Just play it cool and it should go okay.

dont do nothin!! butter that big beeatch up and jump in bruce

Good Lord. Too much butter, he'll ricochet off and bust his head on the wall. I'd do it but that's just me. My friends always told me I had no cull factor. Just trying to save Bruce some headache. Been there, done that.

Your going about this all wrong...........Dont turn nothing down but your collar son..... Drink a 5th of this........You will go home with a 10 and wake up with a 2.......but Look at the bright side...you were happy for 30sec:D

I like the way you think. :grinpimp:

Just keep reminding yourself it's not that bad, it could be worse...in Texas she'd be heavier than she really is....

LA
It's been my experience that typically, the the ones "without" tend to "compensate" for not having. Don't judge the book by it's cover. You like to read don't you???

Man them big uns will give it 110%, I think your passing up a golden oppurtunity.

Big girl on a date is like a camel at an oasis, they bask in the comfort and take it all in.

She will go the extra mile to re-visit to the oasis. ;)

Take her to Bass Pro shop in........Shreveport.

Take one for the team hamma. Big girls need loving too.

That statement my friend is 100% spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big women need loving to.lol

knock the bottom out dat thing!!!!!!!

:*****::*****::*****::*****:

What a good read LOL!

:rotfl:

Reading can be reallyyyy fun!! :*****:

W that's one of the funniest pics I've seen! I almost choked while eating a pop-tart!

warmth for the winter
shade for the summer my friend

shes a ole two bagger huh...

just flip through the fat rolls until you find one that smell like dooty then flip back one

LMAO!!

:*****::*****::*****:

That's some funny **** rite there

:eek:

please obay!!!
 

just a thought?????

But they would make some pretty babies!!!!!!

Fixed it......

Fixed it again.......I could go on all day........

:*****::*****::*****::eek::eek::eek:

are you going or what?