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eman 12-07-2010 11:02 AM

the christmas divorce
 
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.



"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."



Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"



She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.



The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way." :*****:

longsidelandry 12-07-2010 11:03 AM

lmao

alphaman 12-07-2010 11:40 AM

Lol

DUCKGOGETTER 12-07-2010 11:58 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!

SULPHITE 12-07-2010 12:01 PM

ha!!

longcast 12-07-2010 12:21 PM

Love it

Jordan 12-07-2010 01:21 PM

thats great !!!!!! love it !!!

Zachary Boy 12-07-2010 01:53 PM

Good one Bob


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