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Classes for Women

SummerClasses for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., August 21, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust aThermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion ofANYof the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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where do i sign her up at ??

***** !!

I feel an EXCUSE ME!!! coming

I'm with him on that one!^^^^

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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 187214)

where do i sign her up at ??

***** !!

home schooling man, gotta set it straight or you'll be trampled.

classes start today !!

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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 187243)

classes start today !!

I'll be sure to bring PLENTY of popcorn! This, although short lived, is sure to be a good show!:*****:

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 187250)

I'll be sure to bring PLENTY of popcorn! This, although short lived, is sure to be a good show!:*****:

Jordan......wanna borrow my shovel?? Then you can dig your grave with both hands!!!!

jordan the way its going your only "women" will be Suzie Palmer her five sisters and a bottle of jergens...

the calluses add extra pressure.....

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Originally Posted by SULPHITE (Post 187280)

jordan the way its going your only "women" will be Suzie Palmer her five sisters and a bottle of jergens...

lmao he sure won't be the guy in your avatar :*****:

# 10 is SO fitting here......wife was backing new Acadia the 2nd day we had it.......she backed into our big trashcan and busted the taillight lens........I asked her how she could have done this.....answer....."I was distracted by a loud beeping and some flashing lights on the ceiling of the car"

In other words, the backup sensors..........

I love my blond!!!!

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 187290)

LOL I wish you guys lived closer! Your wife with the trash cans and wagons and you with your carports posts! Man, I could retire in a year!:*****::*****:

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 187294)

LOL I wish you guys lived closer! Your wife with the trash cans and wagons and you with your carports posts! Man, I could retire in a year!:*****::*****:

:*****::*****::*****:

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Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 187214)

where do i sign her up at ??

***** !!

Not nice, pookie. :[

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 187294)

LOL I wish you guys lived closer! Your wife with the trash cans and wagons and you with your carports posts! Man, I could retire in a year!:*****::*****:

Your quite the comedian! Minor mishaps, that's all........

Yeah, OK. There may be a pattern.......

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 187430)

Your quite the comedian! Minor mishaps, that's all........

Yeah, OK. There may be a pattern.......

The truth will set you free!:*****::*****:

BTW, don't get mad at me! I still wanna fix your boat!:*****::*****: I can also take care of the majority of that post incodent too when you get it here!

Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment only and does not apply to me...except for the 14 different shampoos! :)