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Montauk17 12-18-2010 07:01 PM

Farting at Tiffany's
 
A lady walks into tiffany's .. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it...

As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts...

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near...

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her...

Good looking as well .. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like tiffany's...

He politely greets the lady with, 'good day, madam .. How may we help you today???

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet ??'

he answers, "madam .. If you farted just looking at it - you're going to **** when i tell you the price .."

Red Devil 12-18-2010 09:29 PM

Nice!!!!!!!!

FF_T_Warren 12-19-2010 12:34 AM

LMBO

Micah 12-19-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 212849)
LMBO

Yep!

longcast 12-19-2010 03:07 PM

Hahahaha

joshdomingue 12-20-2010 01:32 PM

Baaah HA HA HA HA!!!!

DUCKGOGETTER 12-23-2010 05:07 PM

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! That's hillarious


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