Pirate joke
 

So a pirate walks into a bar.....

He's tricked out. Pirate hat, eyepatch, earrings, scraggly beard, hook for one hand, peg leg. He's the prototypical pirate all the way down to the parrot on his shoulder.

So the pirate eases up to the bar and orders a wee dram of rum.

The bartender looks the pirate up, then down, then can't help but notice that the pirate has what appears to be a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.

He can't figure out why that might be. So when the pirate orders his second drink, he takes the opportunity to ask him about it.

"Excuse me," says the barman, "but it appears that you have a steering wheel attached to your fly."

"Arrrrrggggggghhhhh. This I know, matey," replies the pirate, "and its drivin' me nuts."

*cue rim shot*

BOOOOOOO!!!!! lol

LMAo