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davethefish1 10-30-2009 03:36 PM

A Man Has A Dog---
 
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep,
his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few
hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual.

Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of
ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, sure enough, the dog stops
snoring.

The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's
testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very
hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in
front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the
bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says: "Boy, I don't remember
where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"

longsidelandry 10-30-2009 03:53 PM

lmao I had no idea how that was gonna end

Jordan 10-30-2009 04:23 PM

i was thinking the same thing...

fun w son 10-30-2009 04:48 PM

reminds me of the scotsman song!!!
funny stuff!!


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