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wtretrievers 07-22-2010 08:41 AM

Worried about my Reputation
 
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Jordan 07-22-2010 09:01 AM

lmao..... wow...

longsidelandry 07-22-2010 09:02 AM

***** that's awesome

Backwards Kid's Mom 07-22-2010 09:05 AM

I already know about your cousin.....it's all good. Lmao! ;)

FF_T_Warren 07-22-2010 10:31 AM

LOL, great. only thing I see is that every person in that story falls under the obama supporter umbrella

Gerald 07-22-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 180288)
LOL, great. only thing I see is that every person in that story falls under the obama supporter [or supported by]umbrella


Fixed it for you.


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