A painful/funny story for you
 

It begins with a typical day. Get home from work and knock out a few chores then its shower, supper and a movie with the family. Bedtime rolls around and I slide off my boxer shorts and crawl into bed. Everything is going according to plan at this point then the alarm clock goes off the next morning. Slide on the boxer shorts(I left on the floor by the bed) and head for the coffee pot. Well up here in the piney woods we have the little critters called BARK SCORPIONS and about 2 steps into my journey to the coffee pot I felt someone putting out a cigar on one of the boys down there. The right one to be exact. Having been down this road before but not in quite as sensitive a place I knew exactly what was going on. Needless to say the boxers where removed A LOT faster than they where put on. My wife and a shoe made quick work of our intruder but not before he managed to put me in the fetal position holding the boys in our bedroom floor. I shake my boxers out really good now.LOL

holy crap this is one of my worst nightmares...lol

is it similar to a bee sting? I'm hoping for your sake!

Hope the boys r ok but I would keep the boxers on next time!!! And check the wife???

Bee sting doesn't even get close buddy. Ive been popped 3 times. Middle finger, left forearm and well the other place. The one that tagged my left forearm musta been an old one. It actually made my tongue go numb a lil bit. Potent venom there. Its not crippling pain but a bee sting doesn't compare. Stick a red hot needle into you and you'll have a good idea of what it feels like. Especially in sensitive areas.

Does it make certain, uhhh, things swell up??? The wife may appreciate it, but may put more in the shorts....

Had it been a bit more to the left it may had been an added bonus. That's a touchy situation though. If the swelling is in the right spot you may soon find the wife raising scorpions as pets. Even I have my limits.LOL

I've been popped by a couple in west Texas. Like a wasp on roids.

Roger that Top Dawg. One pissed off wasp that's doing some serious juicing. If it was a wasp I think it would play center or nose tackle.lol

That's odd Duck.... I've neva had that prob when visiting yr house!!!
ROTGLMMFAO


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Ouch. I got lit up by one of those on my honeymoon. Not a cool way to wake up

i hate those little things.

What da hell you doin on SC that time of night? Thats way past your bedtime isnt it?:rotfl:

Couldn't sleep thinkin bout all them near misses! lmao


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All that damn apple juice is keepin you awake bro. Trade that for some bourbon and your azz will be out. :)

U rite... das prolly wut I need!


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