Your fav Anchorman quote
Or any movie for that matter. Whats your fav all-time quote?
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Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* tall boy. Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing. nothing to see here people. gonna walk it off... Dont act like your not impressed. #2 Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron. Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. |
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's v$#%$#. Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? Ron Burgundy: No. No. Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really. Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree |
"The man on the motorcycle, he punted Baxter! I hit him in the face with a burrito!"
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STEP BROS
Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the F up! |
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Who is this? Lead? I DON'T KNOW A LEAD. Lantalin like sheeps wool? Oh Ed ... its Ron Burgundy!
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News team.....assemble!!!!
Hey Ron. We've literally been here the entire time.. It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. sammich |
Sex panther, made with tiny bits of real panther. They've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works.....every time.
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I hear their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstration.
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Another fav.. I believe diversity was an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era. sammich |
Afternoon delight.
No I wont be able to make it to throw pancake breakfast. Veronica and I are going jyogging. The j is silent. Apparently you just run around. |
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The first quote that came to mind when I saw the thread title, "smells like Bigfoot's d*ck." |
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And you came up with tall boy? LMAO!
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