Big ole Clarence
 

Boudreaux and Marie lived across the bayou from a big ole black man named Clarence. Clarence was always making noise with his family reunions, dog fights and cookouts. Boudreaux would always tell Marie "Im bout to go ova der and kick ole Clarences *** if he dont stop all dat noise". Well Marie finally heard that enough and said "Mais Boudreaux go ova der and do what you say you gonna do to Clarence". Here goes Boudreaux walking down the street to the bridge to cross the bayou to Clarences house. He gets to the bridge, turns around and comes home fast. Marie looks at Boudreaux and asks"Mais Boudreaux, what happened?" Boudreaux says "Mais I got half way up that bridge and saw a sign that said CLEARANCE 13'6", mais he dont look that big from across da bayou".:*****::*****:

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