Humpback bartender
 

Hair lipped fella walks into a bar and asks the bartender, How much is a fifth of whiskey? Bartender looks at him and says " fifth of whiskey, that'll be fifty dollars" Hair lipped patron responds "fifty dollars, man I can't afford that, How much is a pint of whiskey?" Humpback bartender thinks for a minute and says "pint of whiskey, that'll be forty dollars"
Man, the hair lipped guy says, that's expensive, how much is a half pint of whiskey? Bartender thinks for a minute again and says "half pint of whiskey, that'll be thirty dollars" Man,the hair lipped guy says are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm hair lipped? No the bartender says I would never do that, as you can see I have a handicap also with this humpback. Oh, the hair lipped patron says I thought that was your a** , everything else is so high in here.

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