Married and Going Fishing
 

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what i had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second Guy: That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy!! I had to promise my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her.

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 0530. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said: Fishing or Sex?
And she said: ......Wear sun block.

HahahahahahahahahhahahA

nice!!

when i first heard that i tried it the following weekend ...... she punched me in the stomach and rolled me off the bed !!:*****:......... true story

^^^that was your que to go fishin hun!!^^^ crawl out the room and hit the road..haha

That's how I got my wife to let me go sat and sun. U wake up early snd she does not. If u keep waking the up they will kick u out the house. BL here I come.

:cool:

I'm sure that's the only reason she punched you in the gut!:shaking::shaking::*****:

oh yeah..classic.. i've worked that angle for years :smokin: