Obama Finally Meets Mohamad
 

Obama dies and goes to Heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, a man with a white beard and robe appears before him. Obama asks, "Are you Mohamad?" "No, I'm Peter," the man replies. "Go around the corner and up the stairs for Mohamad is WAY higher up than me!"

Obama climbed up the stairs and gets to a gate and appears yet another man. "Are you Mohamad?" "No, I'm David. Mohamad is much higher up than me!" "Up the stairs, right?, Obama asks. "Yep."

Obama climbed up the stairs and gets to a gate and appears yet another man. "Are you Mohamad?" "No, I'm Jesus. Mohamad is much higher up than me!" "Up the stairs, right?, Obama asks. "Yep."

Obama goes up the next set of stairs. He barely makes the top and is exhausted and thirsty. There's a gate lined in Angels and trumpets. He thought, this must be it! As he panted a man appears by the gate. Obama grins his real big grin. The man tells him he should sit down and relax. Obama asks, "You must be Mohamad?!" "No, Son, I'm God." "Let me guess, up the stairs?," Obama tiredly asks.

"How about a cold drink?," God asks. Obama replied, "That would be great!"

God clapped his hands and yelled to the back, "Hey Mohamad, two glasses of water and make it quick!"

neither barack nor mohamad will be anywhere close to the pearly gates.

thier ya go thats what im talkin bout! hed be the next one in gods kitchen..haha!