| shrky57 |
10-03-2013 08:18 AM |
Jealousy
A priest lived next door to a rabbi. They were always jealous of each other. Whatever one did, the other would try to outdo. If one had a Jacuzzi in his back yard, another would have a swimming pool. One day the priest came home with a brand new Mercedes. Not to be outdone, the rabbi bought a brand new Bentley. The rabbi is watching TV when he hears funny sounds. He looks out the window and sees the priest baptizing his new car with holy water. The priest feels satisfied and goes indoors, all smug. He is reading the paper and hears strange buzzing sound. He looks out the window and sees the rabbi sawing 1” off the exhaust pipe.
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