Early Thanksgiving funny
 

You may have heard this one already but I thought it was funny... Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!!


WALMART SENIOR GREETER

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn?t seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven,
sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their ?older Person
Friendly? policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. ?Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work
ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you?re being late so often is quite bothersome.? ?Yes, I know
boss, and I am working on it.? ?Well good, you are a team player. That?s what I like to hear.

It?s odd though your coming in late. I know you?re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they
say if you came in late there??

?They said, ?Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir??