Yo Mama So Ugly
 

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Now thats some funny **** there...

yo momma is so black she goes butt naked to funerals

yo momma is so stupid the door bell rang she checked the microwave

YO MOMMA IS SO OLD ----

she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

she still owes Moses a dollar.

when she was at school...there was No history class!

she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.

when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.

she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade

her birthday expired.

when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT



when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas in my car!

she could be the eighth continent.


her graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and HeliCopters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!








Sorry it took so long to type this..but I can do this all day. I'm the king at this

lmao..... this is great thread 5 stars !!!

added more...im done for today..my hand hurts

i post some more in a lil bit

Yo mamma's teeth so big when she sneeze she stabs herself in the chest.

So old, she farts dust!

so fat, she sits on a mo ped and you can hear the engine.

So fat, when she goes to the movies, she takes up two seats and doesn't feel the arm rest inbetween.

So ugly, her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

So fat that one time she was on my mind, and she broke my neck

So dumb, she put a ruler beside her bed to see how long she could sleep

Armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a head lock

So dumb, she put a ruler beside her bed to see how long she could sleep

Armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a head lock

Yo momma so dumb, she went to a movie "Under 17 Not Admitted"....She brought 16 of her friends.

Yo mama is so fat her picture falls off the wall

Yo mama is so fat when she "sits around the house"... she sits AROUND The House!

Lol