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eman 12-28-2010 11:29 PM

A lil morning delight
 
She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “Honey, you’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, with her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What the heck was that all about?"

She smiled and said, "The egg timer's broken.":*****::eek::*****:

DUCKGOGETTER 12-29-2010 08:27 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Opinions_Vary 12-29-2010 09:08 AM

Fantastic!

LaAngler 12-29-2010 11:53 AM

damn this thread lead my mind to the gutter!

aquaholic78 12-29-2010 01:23 PM

thats funny right there

PReaux 12-29-2010 11:17 PM

I'll commit this to memory . . . GREAT!

LPfishnTIM 12-29-2010 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laangler (Post 214905)
damn this thread lead my mind to the gutter!

whattttttt!


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