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Jedi Lure Tricks 08-16-2010 06:51 AM

Little Ralphy
 
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

longcast 08-16-2010 07:12 AM

***** x1000

jaclyn.renea 08-16-2010 09:22 AM

LMAO! What a great way to start my morning...

longsidelandry 08-16-2010 09:28 AM

***** I always loved that joke

Jordan 08-16-2010 10:50 AM

*****oooo, priceless !!!

southern151 08-16-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaclyn.renea (Post 186853)
LMAO! What a great way to start my morning...

Wow Pookie! That's gotta hurt! A joke was a better way to start her morning than you!:p:*****:

J/k big guy!

Jordan 08-16-2010 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 186895)
Wow Pookie! That's gotta hurt! A joke was a better way to start her morning than you!:p:*****:

J/k big guy!


i had (2) interviews.... what a great way to start my week...... pray pray pray for a new job !!!!! :*****:

southern151 08-16-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 186897)
i had (2) interviews.... what a great way to start my week...... pray pray pray for a new job !!!!! :*****:

Good luck on the job hunt!;)

Jordan 08-16-2010 11:04 AM

its with the same company, just a promotion


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