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iron man 08-29-2011 09:28 PM

The economy is so bad that
 
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

mcjaredsandwich 08-29-2011 09:48 PM

*chirp**chirp*

Micah 08-29-2011 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314489)
*chirp**chirp*

LoL.

huntin fool 08-29-2011 10:00 PM

Mais its so bad, the crickets are only chirpin twice for your jokes.

DUCKGOGETTER 08-29-2011 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314489)
*chirp**chirp*


LOL!!!!!!!!!!! X2

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 07:29 AM

c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??

southern151 08-30-2011 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 314573)
c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??

Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!:rotfl:

Jordan 08-30-2011 07:57 AM

total let-down !!!!

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 314578)
Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!:rotfl:

Knee surgery kept me out. :pissed: :help:.

chugbug2000 08-30-2011 08:01 AM

Hey... I liked it when I first read it last year, still gives me a chuckle.

southern151 08-30-2011 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 314581)
Knee surgery kept me out. :pissed: :help:.

Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!:rolleyes::rotfl:

SaltERedneck 08-30-2011 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by southern151 (Post 314598)
Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!:rolleyes::rotfl:

Results

Iron Maiden = Winning

LOL

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 08:46 AM

The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.

Hopedale Hustler 08-30-2011 09:04 AM

Gahhhhh...I take dumps funnier than that.

Lake Chuck Duck 08-30-2011 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich (Post 314606)
The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.

I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....

mcjaredsandwich 08-30-2011 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lake Chuck Duck (Post 314637)
I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....

I heard its so bad he couldnt get a rent a cop job, join the marines, or find a buyer for his quickdraw holster. :rolleyes:

jpeff31787 08-30-2011 10:59 AM

so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

longcast 08-30-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314659)
so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.

Dink 08-30-2011 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 314659)
so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon

Thank god! I've read your jokes!!

PUREBAY2200 08-30-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by longcast (Post 314661)
The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.

Lol...... "W" Jr..


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