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Ray 12-07-2009 09:16 PM

New car for women
 
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."


It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.


Mediumheavyaction6'6 12-07-2009 09:16 PM

ah ha ha ha

Deadly D 12-07-2009 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87705)
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."


It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.

Ray I see you finally caught a fish you can post as your Avatar:*****::*****::*****:

longsidelandry 12-07-2009 09:23 PM

:*****::*****::*****::*****:

Ray 12-07-2009 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n D (Post 87714)
Ray I see you finally caught a fish you can post as your Avatar:*****::*****::*****:

It had to be bigger than my, uh, my uh, my foot. :spineyes:

Deadly D 12-07-2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87717)
It had to be bigger than my, uh, my uh, my foot. :spineyes:

:*****::*****::*****:You are the man for going out today. So when are you getting a new Hanie

Ray 12-07-2009 09:33 PM

When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.

longsidelandry 12-07-2009 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87720)
When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.

I gotta second that, your boat really impressed me.

Deadly D 12-07-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87720)
When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.

just trade yours in on a new one. I am sure the wife would agree:*****:

Ray 12-07-2009 09:48 PM

I am driving a 12 year old truck and a 1 year old boat.
I got my priorities right... Don't I???

Deadly D 12-07-2009 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87741)
I am driving a 12 year old truck and a 1 year old boat.
I got my priorities right... Don't I???

no,Should be new truck and new boat:*****:

Ray 12-07-2009 09:56 PM

Next year. New truck.
Just cause Capt. D said I needed one.
My wife is gonna luv you... :churn:

Salty 12-07-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n D (Post 87714)
Ray I see you finally caught a fish you can post as your Avatar:*****::*****::*****:


And had to geaux with Waltrip to catch it. :p :smokin:

Ray 12-07-2009 10:56 PM

He came highly recommended, by Jordan.

Deadly D 12-07-2009 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87810)
He came highly recommended, by Jordan.

He throws bombers all day long:*****:

Ray 12-07-2009 11:00 PM

I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.

Deadly D 12-07-2009 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87816)
I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.

I am sure he will do good with them

Ray 12-07-2009 11:03 PM

Get ready for some SPAM when he does start!!!

Salty 12-07-2009 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n D (Post 87815)
He throws bombers all day long:*****:


I gotta remember to put "keyboard" on my Christmas list.

Salty 12-07-2009 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 87816)
I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.


Can I buy some? :smokin:


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