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jjam 07-11-2010 07:55 PM

Drinking with an Arizona Girl
 
A Mexican, an Arab,









and a Arizona girl are








in the same bar.


When the Mexican



finishes his beer,



he throws his glass



in the air, pulls out



his pistol, and shoots



the glass to pieces.



He says, 'In Mexico ,



our glasses are so



cheap we don't need



to drink with the same one twice.



The Arab, obviously



impressed by this,



drinks non-alcohol beer



(cuz he's a muslim!),



throws it into the



air, pulls out his



, and shoots



the glass to pieces.



He says, 'In the



Arab World, we have



so much sand to make



glasses that we don't



need to drink with



the same one twice either.



The Arizona girl,



cool as a cucumber,



picks up her beer,



downs it in one gulp,



throws the glass into



the air, whips out her



45, and shoots the



Mexican and the Arab.



Catching her glass,



setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,


she says,



In Arizona ,



we have so many



illegal aliens that



we don't have to



drink with the same ones twice.



God Bless Arizona
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mcjaredsandwich 07-11-2010 10:08 PM

hahhahaa

Country Boy 07-11-2010 10:11 PM

LMAO

Jordan 07-11-2010 10:35 PM

Yessss. *****o

LPfishnTIM 07-11-2010 10:50 PM

good one

longsidelandry 07-12-2010 08:16 AM

hahahaha bust that illegal azzzzzzz


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