Drunk Driver
 

My wife just called me and said that a drunk driver jumped the curb in our neighborhood and ran smack into a neighbor's house. Guy tried to flee the scene on foot and made his second mistake of running into a neighbor who just happened to be an ex brigade commander in Iraq / Afghanistan and he laid the smack down on him. Another neighbor felt bad about what was happening so he went inside and got his handcuffs :eek: - nope he's not a cop, so now everyone is wondering why he has handcuffs :D

All the while I am out of town on business. Pisses me off the stupidity of people. We have a neighborhood full of kids and fortunately none of them were playing in the area!

Will try to post pics if I can get my wife to send em to me.

The whole Iraq part is hilarious!! I mean, what'd the odds?! It couldn't gave happenened to a better person!!!!

glad everyone is okay and hope the sob gets what he's owed...

Damn iPhone! That is what's and have! Sorry fellas!

You drunk? ;)

Maybe so but, I was sittin in my back yard not behind the wheel.;) I was referring to my iPhone "fixing" words for me in my first post. I typed What's and it put in What'd. I also typed in have and it substituted the word gave.

I just didn't wanna look like a "*", u no!:*****::*****:

Sounds like a scene out of that classic movie The Burbs before Tom Hanks got famous. The Corey in that movie was actually pretty funny.

Fixed it for ya!:cool::D

Fix this one: As pasty as Hans, the inbred kid from next door....

:confused: Drawing a blank here...UMMMMM....

As nasty as whore hens, the superbred ****(rooster) beat em to the floor.:confused::confused:

I tried:redface:

Were they Fur Lined??????:*****:

lmao and pink?

Crap!!! Someone stole my handcuffs!!!????

I thought everybody had handcuffs???

If i recall....he was famous b4 the burbs....Splash....BIG...Turner and Hooch

I thought this was Pre-big.

151 - Hans was the gravedigger from next door. You know the house that looks mine next to Micah's - no grass, needs paint, but a fine *** bay boat....err Lincoln parked in the garage....