Dead Cow Theory
 

[SIZE=6]First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=6]The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."[/SIZE]

Hahahaha. That's a good one.

Lmao x 100000000

My son took a test in college. The instructions said to not answer any questions until you have read the whole test. The last question said to not answer any of the above questions. If you did you failed the test. It was the only test given that semester that was answered in ink.

i'm rotff*****!!!!

Lmao!