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[SIZE=6]The Sheer Nightgown....[/SIZE][SIZE=2]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.[/SIZE]

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Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]it might as well be nothing. [/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'[/SIZE]

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She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.[/SIZE]

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The husband says, 'Good Grief! [/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4] You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'[/SIZE]

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He never heard the shot.[/SIZE]

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Funeral is on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.[/SIZE]