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ScubaLatt 06-24-2011 11:33 PM

Welfare
 
AN ILLEGAL POEM
by Illegal Immigrants

http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...af4&oneredir=1
I cross river,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...296&oneredir=1
We send cash
right to your door.'
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...55a&oneredir=1
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,

Medicaid
it keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...89c&oneredir=1
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...82b&oneredir=1
Write to friends
in motherland,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...966&oneredir=1
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
and Ford trucks,

I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...e11&oneredir=1
They come here,
we live together,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...6ea&oneredir=1http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...0a9&oneredir=1http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...b5b&oneredir=1http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...f1b&oneredir=1
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...695&oneredir=1
Fourteen families,
they moving in,

But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...8f3&oneredir=1.http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...99a&oneredir=1.
I buy his house,
and then I say,

'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...5dd&oneredir=1
In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
...
But they, too,
draw welfare cash!
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...6b3&oneredir=1
Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood..

We have hobby
it called breeding,
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...347&oneredir=1
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...797&oneredir=1
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills? http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...b75&oneredir=1
We get free!
We got no bills!
http://65.55.33.119/att/GetInline.as...a2a&oneredir=1
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.

If they no like us,
they can go,
Got lots of room
in Mexico .

Big Flounder 06-24-2011 11:36 PM

Thats all facts.

iron man 06-24-2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Flounder (Post 275672)
Thats all facts.

Sad sad.

LPfishnTIM 06-24-2011 11:45 PM

yeah, My friend found a old civics book from early 1900's they had chapters about civil beliefs that would upset most Americans today, It suggested that people on welfare shouldn't be able to vote, because they would vote for who ever would get them more benefits, its true, but if someone suggested that today they would be accused of setting America back and then bashed as a racist!

ScubaLatt 06-24-2011 11:45 PM

where did my pictures go? They were there when I posted it???:confused::confused:

iron man 06-25-2011 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LPfishnTIM (Post 275677)
yeah, My friend found a old civics book from early 1900's they had chapters about civil beliefs that would upset most Americans today, It suggested that people on welfare shouldn't be able to vote, because they would vote for who ever would get them more benefits, its true, but if someone suggested that today they would be accused of setting America back and then bashed as a racist!


We had a old civics book at Acension Craplic that was from the same era. Its rediculous the things they had in there.

DUCKGOGETTER 06-25-2011 06:17 AM

Boy ain't that the truth

CrazyD 06-25-2011 04:45 PM

Yeah that hit the nail on the head.

evidrine 06-25-2011 06:27 PM

Its a shame I have to raise my kids in this mess.


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