Stranger danger
 

Well I woke up today about 8:30. I have a final tomorrow so I did not go fishing. Instead I woke up to a stranger sleeping on my couch. He was totally lost and clueless. He remembers going to cowboys but that's it. When I walked by the living room I thought it was Jared sleeping on my couch. I went to get in the shower and this guy walked in needing to pee. I guess you can just imagine the look on my face. Scary stuff. I got dressed and went outside to talk to this guy. He had no clue where he was or how he got in. Well I did not call the cops or kick his ***. He appoligized several times and he could not believe what was going on. I gave him a ride to his house. Yeah now we are having the stranger danger talk with the kids. Scary Sunday am.

Had a drunk college student come to my door (Baton Rouge) late night a few years ago. It took a while to convince him he was at the wrong house and direct him to his friend's house. He was totally senseless.

Damn bro that is weird! I would have kicked some arse,lol

Passed out in my friend's neighbors driveway once. Nearly scared the old lady to death! Lol! Many years ago!!!

That would have given me the chance to test out my new Winchester personal defense loads I got in my Judge.

I would have woke him up with my 45. When I walked by I just thought Jared was on my couch. That guy looked just like him. So I was about to jump in the shower when he walked into my bathroom. He caught me off guard to say the least.

No doubt,no excuse for that!

Damn J, that's messed up!! i woulda beat his azz all the way out the door and into the street, naked as a jay bird or not!
Bummer he interrupted your 'personal time' :rotfl:

It would have been like beating a old dude with Alzheimer's. He was confused and out of it. I think we both learned something today.

i prolly wouldnt have asked any questions to know how confused he was! :pissed: and HE would have been the one to learn something!!

Cousin Eddie ...Merry Christmas the shttter was full

I hope your "visitor" appreciates how well this situation turned out :cool:

how did he get in, my house is like friggen Fort Knox includeing the armed guard and guard dogs:D

Just throw a tennis ball and his dogs will leave you alone.


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LOL I was waiting for you to say somthing. :rotfl:

Glad I didn't disappoint ya. :-)


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best bring your own ball cause they done eat all the ones they had

No you ran over them with the mower.


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not these last ones, plus I sick my rooster on you.... he don't like tennis balls

Lmbo. It took me a second for it to hit me. Lol


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